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Kayomatic

33 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Lithuanian (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
...back from Europe :)

I'm run a high tech startup and I'm an artist, here to make friends and maybe hang out..

Sometimes I help my friend out with his dog rescue so hit me up if you know somebody that wants an awesome (all up to date shots etc) doggy pal etc. :)

I'm natural and here to make friends, meet colleagues, mates, muses, etc. As an artist I'm open to most things, I'm basically here to connect for creative / tech business, art collaborations, muses, inspiration, pals, adventure cohorts, and subjects for art projects... (you know basically for "shits and giggles" - preferably less shits/nuts and more giggles ;)

Im well educated, well traveled, well I lived in Europe for many years. Im well... Im honest, not a douche (unless you want me to be ;) I'm respectful and speak a few languages and such etc etc. and obviously super modest.

I work bi-continentally and that tends to keep me nocturnal.

Hiking, camping, snorkeling, wilderness survival, sniffing and occasionally licking flowers, surfing, traditional hung gar, chi gung, ancient baltic stuff, current events, positive impact, Cosmology (as in "uncovering why everything is" not cosmetology - covering the grill..), Politics, and indigenous faiths are few hobbies of mine. oh yeah!

I like lines that end in: oh yeah!

..I'm attracted to good natured, smart, energy oozing, good smelling, effervescent, and larky people and people with taste, smarts and those who are into making the most out of life, especially when it comes to getting larky. I am very passionate when it comes to larking it up big time. less so in eating flowers, though you can make an incredible salad out of edible flowers, especially hand picked...

..on a serious note I believe that being positive and respectful is the key to a good life.. in addition to being cocky about ones hard earned skills in eating flowers.

If I write to you it means that I think your interesting and I'm trying to spark up a conversation its a semi formal way to get a peek into your personality. Let's keep it fun and light hearted and see where it goes from there. Oh yeah!

Keep in mind - Yes, I'm a man but I'm not easy.. Work at it, let's inspire each other...

I'm young but old, both in the good ways ;)

Feel free to write me. I like cool people ;)

If i haven't answered all your questions so far then ask me and I will do my best to make you say "oh yeah!" ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
make work (film, music, games, fine art...) . Rock out etc...

and sometimes help my friend out with his dog rescue (hit me up if you know somebody that wants an awesome doggy pal etc. :) (figured I'd say it again..) oh yeah!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that Im a polyglot... a really good cook, my excellent taste, my increadible spelling, my uber genes, extreme good looks and the humble modesty of a mother fucking saint ! BAMM! IN YOUR FACE!!! ;D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1984, shaw bros, Maria Gimbutas, owners manuals for samplers, solaris, apocalypse now, emperor, skyforger, K984*, bad brains, Fungal Kingdom*, public enemy, Antimatter Cyclone*, kool kieth, Darkmatter soundsystem, IronWolf13*, rakim, dilated peoples, minor threat, agnostic front, the Devastators*, bjork, old black Sabbath, pre Metallica album Metallica, Cirlionis, edgar varez, Lietuvos Romuva - North America*, debusy, Nietzsche, Tuvan and central asian throat-singing*, Balinese Kechak*, castenada, Avant-garde film*, Avant-garde contemporary classical, Avant-garde opera*, Arbas*, Trinkunas, Echo Fade Reflect - INFINATE*, all food that taste good! (more exotic that don't make you sick the better!), almost all metal, Dub Step, D&B, IDM, Industrial, things you cant shake sticks at*, graffiti art*, animal farm, etc etc etc etc etc ... too much to right hear write now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my 2. superbly 3. clever 4. sense 5. of 6. humor ;)

Oh yeah!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people gove a crap about spelling in english - which is the stupidest language for spelling. conflickting rulz, non-fonetic rools, I have enough things to memorize... I mean damn I speak 3 languages fluently already, give me a freaking break all you spelling B champions out there. Engrish spelling is stupid lame and illogical. Spell check already, push the button..!

And.

Why on earth they put a monkey in space... Like duh, there aren't any bananas out there ..! Stupid scientists. (not all scientists are bad , half my family are scientists , but the monkey thing... I mean please how ridiculous is that? A monkey in space. and not a coconut in sight... I wonder what dispensary that scientist over at nasa was going to when he came up with that one.. all hes gonna do is taunt us from up there. maybe its a secret military operation and hes gonna throw flaming doo doo at the enemys continent? i dont konw it just seems really stupid to me...

And.

Why molecules organized themselves into "life forms" its kind of creepy...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Bond.. Lark Bond... "
Raider of the lost lark...
or sleeping....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ask me - maybe I'll tell you ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are positive, you enjoy life, you enjoy nature, you are happy, you are creative or appreciate the arts, you are seeking inspiration, you are not going to try to convert me lol, you don't have a hard drug problem, you are open minded, you are emotionally stable, you don't throw trash into the bushes when you go hiking, you want to meet sometime eventually after exchanging real names for a google search (I don't know if you are a cannibal or not and I've heard I'm incredibly delicious...), you can smile sincerely (not the cheesy american show me the results of your whitening strips fake smile crap), you eat food sometimes, you have a sense of humor and wear at least a size 50 double DD cup or smaller, you have brain (not just in a taco), you have drive in your life (not just in traffic), you want to be around a positive person serious about bigger things in life (like tits:), you respect yourself and others, you have ambition in your life, you can hold your own, and you want to have fun down in larkyville :) oh yeah.

Please NO mind games (Im not talking about D&D), forever text message friend, gold diggers, energy parasites, time parasites, and general poo poo'ers... remember - monkeys in space... no joke.

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures information or messages in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. Isn't it sad that we have to say things like this?