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  • Ages 24-42
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Last online
May 19
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
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So I wish I could say the right thing here, but truth be told I'm a man it's bond to happen that I will put my foot in my mouth, but I'll be the first to own up to my mistake, apologize, and fix it. I'm a romantic at heart, I have a huge heart, which can be a curse at times, I love to joke around, I have a demanding job I love. I love to cook, I clean, do my own laundry, and I'm maybe the most understanding person you'll meet. My most prize possessions in this world are my three babies and when I say babies I mean 15, 12, and 10.. My kiddos are my everything and they are my best friends and I am they're superhero. I would love to meet a unique understanding woman.

I'm beginning to think, my journey for love is like this movie I saw in the, 80's. Yes I know I'm old, lol. Anyway the movie was called "One Crazy Summer" with John Cusak. (Major bonus points if you've seen it.) Back on track now, in the movie John Cusak's characters name is Hoops, which is funny bc he sucks at basketball. He's actually a much better artist. In the movie he keeps drawing himself as a Rhino in search of love and the Rhino keeps running into these cute and fuzzy bunnies he thinks will guide him to true love bc Cupid is blind. Needless to say the cute and fuzzy bunnies keep directing the Rhino down the wrong path and getting hurt over and over. You would think the Rhino would give up, but he doesn't and eventually blind Cupid finds him and helps him find his one true love and at the end of the movie the Rhino gets the cute and fuzzy bunnies back. I feel like those cute and fuzzy bunnies keep pointing me in the wrong direction, but I believe blind Cupid will eventually find me.

Truth be told I'm a hopeless romantic in search of my one true other. I keep thinking there will be that one day when I look across the room or get on this crazy website and see my one true love. That woman who makes my heart skip a beat over and over for as long as we are together. Does it exist, most people would say no, but I believe it does and believe I will find my one true love!!!

Some fun facts about me. I write fortune cookies for a living. The Most Interesting Man in the World text me daily to see how he can become even more interesting. The Dalai Lama is my pen pal and he ask me how to keep peace in the world. I beat Kevin Durant in a game of basketball with one arm tied behind my back and an eye patch. Next month I have a cover shot for GQ off the coast of St. Bart's. When I wake up I piss excellence. Overall I'm just awesome lol. Anyone if you like what you see hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting a new career in social services and I'm excited!!!
I’m really good at
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Remember little things, being a dad, cooking (especially grilling out), and writing, love to write. Also herding cats. It's a passion of mine lol n
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile and sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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How I met your mother, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, walking dead, American horror story, reservoir dogs, good fellas, anchorman, old school, strange brew. I'm all over the place.

Favorite food you name it i love it except tomatoes and fish. I do however love shrimp, scallops, crab, lobster and so on lol.

I love all kinds if music, but not big into country music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, my children, music, food, Pepsi/Mt.Dew, my children
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My kids!!!! Why is Tom Sawyer the exit warrior, why is the girl next door never next door to me, why can I summon crazy strength when needed, I.e. picking up a gallon of milk. Also how I can be a better cat herder lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my kids and if I don't have them I am home alone relaxing from a long week.
You should message me if
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If you want to chat with someone awesome.