Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I wish I could say the right thing here, but truth be told I'm a
man it's bond to happen that I will put my foot in my mouth, but
I'll be the first to own up to my mistake, apologize, and fix it.
I'm a romantic at heart, I have a huge heart, which can be a curse
at times, I love to joke around, I have a demanding job I love. I
love to cook, I clean, do my own laundry, and I'm maybe the most
understanding person you'll meet. My most prize possessions in this
world are my three babies and when I say babies I mean 15, 12, and
10.. My kiddos are my everything and they are my best friends and I
am they're superhero. I would love to meet a unique understanding
I'm beginning to think, my journey for love is like this movie I
saw in the, 80's. Yes I know I'm old, lol. Anyway the movie was
called "One Crazy Summer" with John Cusak. (Major bonus points if
you've seen it.) Back on track now, in the movie John Cusak's
characters name is Hoops, which is funny bc he sucks at basketball.
He's actually a much better artist. In the movie he keeps drawing
himself as a Rhino in search of love and the Rhino keeps running
into these cute and fuzzy bunnies he thinks will guide him to true
love bc Cupid is blind. Needless to say the cute and fuzzy bunnies
keep directing the Rhino down the wrong path and getting hurt over
and over. You would think the Rhino would give up, but he doesn't
and eventually blind Cupid finds him and helps him find his one
true love and at the end of the movie the Rhino gets the cute and
fuzzy bunnies back. I feel like those cute and fuzzy bunnies keep
pointing me in the wrong direction, but I believe blind Cupid will
eventually find me.
Truth be told I'm a hopeless romantic in search of my one true
other. I keep thinking there will be that one day when I look
across the room or get on this crazy website and see my one true
love. That woman who makes my heart skip a beat over and over for
as long as we are together. Does it exist, most people would say
no, but I believe it does and believe I will find my one true
Some fun facts about me. I write fortune cookies for a living. The
Most Interesting Man in the World text me daily to see how he can
become even more interesting. The Dalai Lama is my pen pal and he
ask me how to keep peace in the world. I beat Kevin Durant in a
game of basketball with one arm tied behind my back and an eye
patch. Next month I have a cover shot for GQ off the coast of St.
Bart's. When I wake up I piss excellence. Overall I'm just awesome
lol. Anyone if you like what you see hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting a new career in social services and I'm excited!!!
I’m really good at
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Remember little things, being a dad, cooking (especially grilling
out), and writing, love to write. Also herding cats. It's a passion
of mine lol n
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile and sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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How I met your mother, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, walking
dead, American horror story, reservoir dogs, good fellas,
anchorman, old school, strange brew. I'm all over the place.
Favorite food you name it i love it except tomatoes and fish. I do
however love shrimp, scallops, crab, lobster and so on lol.
I love all kinds if music, but not big into country music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God, my children, music, food, Pepsi/Mt.Dew, my children
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My kids!!!! Why is Tom Sawyer the exit warrior, why is the girl
next door never next door to me, why can I summon crazy strength
when needed, I.e. picking up a gallon of milk. Also how I can be a
better cat herder lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my kids and if I don't have them I am home alone relaxing from
a long week.
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