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22 San Antonio, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What's the point in secrets? There's a plethora of qualities that are unsavory, poor, or otherwise in bad taste - I am, possibly you are, a mixture of all these character flaws. I resemble Link of Encino man, an eerily handsome Neanderthal from the Pleistocene period yearning for affection from my equally lost and confused lover. In a world with a different decorative arrangement than I find accustom, I slurp and munch within convenience stores with my arguably less intellectually advance partner, Stoney and his alter-ego Pauly Shore. I eventually discover my lover within a Bathtube inexplicably vacant of freezer burnand proceed with copious love-making. I continue in my adventures of modern America by joining a rock band and holding some people hostage - that may seem irrelevant, but that's rock and roll. The point being, all of us maintain some sort of controversy in our existence, I prefer that above all else.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I maintain a constant state of intellectual masturbation - it's a daily exercise that requires half-read articles and exercepts from philosophical dissertations. This is future I envision for myself, an inbility to cope with reality and my left hand lodged in Epictetuss abdominal muscles.

Yo, if you ain't gettin' it, let me break it down for you. I'm either a pretentious blow-hard, or hipster lost in obscurity. Those are the two options for my profile. What do you suppose it is?

For those that prefer a more serious profile: I'm an undergraduate at local university. I'm double majoring in math and physics. I intend on becomig a professor and continue with the research I'm presently doing, or something else. I'm ambitious and intend on leaving my mark.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a set of skills that serve me well, however I can never bring myself to mention these skills outside of context. I'm more action-display oriented, whereas I'll perform and display worth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Upon initial meeting, prior to physical contact, most notice the awful scent I exert from my pores. I suspect I am a distant relative to a Titus Arum, or I'm beginning the early stages of Palor Mortis, I'll update as my conditions worsens.
Update: I suspect that I may be part plant. Turns out my father is a construct of vines and swamp flora. It was an awkward family dinner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ulysses by James Joyce
Nostromo by Joesph Conrad
Robot Series by Issac Asminov
The Republic by Plato
Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
The Age of Voltaire by Will Durant
History of Western Philosophy by Bertand Russel
Walden and Civil Disobedience by Henry Thoreau
Treatise on Human Understanding by David Hume

Game of thrones is by far my favorite television show
Maron, Louie, CBB, How Not to Live Your Life, Peep Show, Archer, IT crowd, The Walking Dead, Cosmos.

Fritz the cat, The living wake, God Bless America, Submarine, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Cashback, Fresh, Buffalo 66, Garden State, The Cornetto Trilogy.

Some bands, composers, etc. that I enjoy: Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Gorillaz, Bad Brains, Arcade fire, Fleet Foxes, Chet Baker, Erik Satie, Michael Hoppe, Reverend Horton heat, Saint Bernadette, Wilco, The Modern Jazz Quartet, God Speed you! Black Emperor, Mount Erie, Dinosaur jr., Empros, Don Caballero, Bombay Bicycle Club, Red Fang, Queens of the Stone Age, Explosions in the sky, God is an Astronaut, Snarky Puppy, Jazz-protagonist, King Williams Jazz Collective, Miles Davis, Henry Theadgill, Abdullah Ibrahim. As of late, jazz has been my main go to.
I rarely listen to music, unless I'm in my car, or with friends. If I'm with friends, I'll probably listen I the music than carry conversation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not really passionate about anything to become attached. I like my cat just fine, I would
like to keep him.
Update: This is not strictly true. I do feel passionate about my work, in a manner. As in, I enjoy it and wish to do well. However, I think I would be equally satisfied in doing other work.
Update 2: Instead of lack of passion, it may be an abundance of passion to the point of complete uniformity along all values. Hence, "no passion" as I'm unable to more, or less distinguish a difference between levels of passion. However, stating "too much passion" would be inaccurate as well. Dilemma, Dilemma, I'll work on defing this further.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Apparently the defining characteristic of normality and differentials amoung the unusual.
I'm into physics and interesting math, I'm usually studying one, or the other within that sphere. Also social sciences, I'm writing something on equality at present, I have read many books on gender inequality through the centuries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fooling with the minds of the town's folk.

I have so many books to read at the moment. This past couple of months I have become more involved with video games. I enjoy those graphic-adventure episodic games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
. I could discredit this by stating there's nothing too private, however there's at least one thing I consider private. Personal reflection is surprisingly difficult.
You should message me if
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You're able to sing the entire discography of Neutral Milk Hotel, I won't accept anything else.