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OpticThalamus

23 San Antonio, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No,

Are you interested in reading an original introduction? You'll have to look elsewhere as I am unable to provide any at the moment. Unfortunately, my stock pile of fascinating word ensembles is depleted. However, I have something else to offer today! Read the rest of the profile to see.
What I’m doing with my life
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I study physics and engineering at a university local to San Antonio. At this university, I perform research into a specific brand of physics.

Aside from my education, I'm also writing a graphic novel that will be released in October. There's also some associated comic strips, that I'm unsure if I should post the link to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Mathematics
2. Using computers and building robots (arduino is amazing.)
3. Chess
4. Brewing coffee (there is a technique)
5. Disc Golf
6. Being the total pal (this was once a part of another list, which included a bunch of silly things.)
7. Comedy
8. Writing

The last one may be more difficult to notice. Most of my humor is dry and only becomes apparent whenever I say something obscene, or absurd.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Well, I certainly did not expect this guy to be this quiet."

At one time all of my sections were given a more comedic tone. I need to return to that format.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:

Ulysses by James Joyce
Nostromo by Joesph Conrad
Robot Series by Issac Asminov
The Republic by Plato
Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
The Age of Voltaire by Will Durant
History of Western Philosophy by Bertand Russel
Walden and Civil Disobedience by Henry Thoreau
Treatise on Human Understanding by David Hume
The science of strong materials
On being and nothingness

Television:

Game of thrones, maron, Louie, CBB, How Not to Live Your Life, Peep Show, Archer, IT crowd, The Walking Dead, Cosmos.

Movies:

Fritz the cat, The living wake, God Bless America, Submarine, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Cashback, Fresh, Buffalo 66, Garden State, The Cornetto

Music:

Jazz/orchestra -
Antebalas Afrobeat orchestra, Henry Threadgill, Snarky Puppy, Miles Davis, Chet Baker, Graham Reynolds and the Golden Arm Trio, Staton Moore, Charlie Hunter, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Michael Hoppe, John Cage, Avishai Cohen, Kenny Wheeler, Otis Redding.

Noise pop -
Yo La Tengo, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., Husker Du, Violet Femmes, The Replacments

Post Rock -
God Speed You! Black Emporer, Russian Circles, Pelican, Explotions In The Sky, God is an Astronaut, Redneck Manifesto.

Math Rock -
Weye, Piglet, Bearcubbin', The Physics House Band, Plini (kind of metal), Battles, Don Cabellero, Adebisi Shank.

Ska -
The Mighty Mighty Bossstones, Streelight Manifesto, Fishbone, Big D and the Kids Table, Aquabats, No Doubt.

Rap/HipHop -
Dal the Funky Homosapien, Dan the Automater, J Dilla, Slick Rick, Odd Future

Food:
I'll eat anything and everything that's in sight. However, growing up with a dominantly southern family has led me to dislike most fried foods. I prefer other methods in cooking that do not involve heavy grease and flour.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll give and provide the expected response to this prompt.

1. My Cat
2. My Cat
3. My Cat
4. My Cat
5. My Cat
6. My Cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Something that is different about me: I have a terrible oral memory and perception of time (likely neurally related.) Due to this deficit, I write everything down and once written the information is memorized. According to my journaling I think of a lot of things:
• Action at a distance
• Finite and unbounded universe
• base human interaction
• social contract theory
• cardinality
• symmetry amoung octives
• symmetry amoung nature
• Altruism v. Egoism v. My solution
• training wild squirrels
• Interaction amoug deers
• brewing alcohol

To name a few
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fooling with the minds of the town's folk.
I enjoy a good ruse more than I care to admit. It's probably accurate to refer to me as mischievous.

Other than pulling a series of harmless pranks, I'm usually with friend(s) attempting to entertain. However, I don't find much favor in being a part of a group for too long. I prefer being home to being outside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Before I go further, I would like to state that this was a temporary phase.

At one time, for a short period, I was unable to speak in a coherent manner. The only speech that I was capable resembled gurgles and coos.

Ask me about this.
You should message me if
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You see no other solution to this dilemma.