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Kdub5747

26 M Keller, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a career and a dog
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversations, picking out badass movies to watch on Netflix, keeping it real, air-drumming like a fucking god, I'm amazing at being at the right place at the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really tall. Nearly 5'10". Also, my sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-I'm a voracious reader, but these stand out:

The Brotherhood of the Screaming Abyss- Dennis McKenna
Food of the Gods- Terence McKenna
Anything Sam Harris writes
Sex at Dawn- Christopher Ryan
Letters of Burma- Aung San Suu Kyi
Be Here Now- Ram Das(Richard Alpert)
Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out- Timothy Leary
The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are- Alan Watts
Anything by Hunter S. Thompson

Music- I hate when people are critical of other's musical tastes. If you like Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga, then that's ok. It doesn't make you more or less of a fan of music than somebody that's into EDM or obscure indie bands. These are the highlights:

The Who, Lou Reed, The Clash, Pearl Jam, Kanye West(before "Yeezus" though- he peaked with "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy", but his later material is over-produced and not as self-aware), Tupac, Major Lazer, The Black Keys, Phantogram, Shaun Lee, Jeff Buckley, The Gorillaz, Bon Iver, Drake, The Weeknd, The Doors, R. Kelly, Michael Jackson, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Dave Matthews,...a lot of others. My job is very tied into music, so my preferences are very diverse.

Movies- Here's the top 10 in no particular order:

The Godfather Part II
Empire Strikes Back
The Shawshank Redemption
The Aviator
Blow
Fight Club
The Dark Knight
Scar Face
Heat
Apocalypse Now
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books- they let you walk around inside somebody else's mind.
2. The Kansas Jayhawks Men's Basketball team- they're not the most important thing in my life, but at least top 5. This is easily the most annoying thing about me.
3. My dog- I've had her since I was 8-years-old.
4. My passport.
5. Reese's minis- I have a problem.
6. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Man, I don't know... umm I'm just going to list weird thoughts that I have:
-"If I died right now, someone else would have to clean my huge pile of dirty dishes. "
-"The sounds of police sirens, car horns, and skidding tires should be illegal in radio commercials."
-"Either way you look at it, the President both works at home and lives at work. "
-"Peppermints don't taste anything like pepper."
-"Orange is the New Black would be a good name for a rap album by the cast of Jersey Shore. "
-" I want to make a beer called "The Mondays" So having a case of The Mondays would be a good thing. "
-" I have just as many Oscars as Leonardo di Caprio. "
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What does typical even mean? I don't think I want to have a typical Friday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Katt Williams more than Kevin Hart. There. I said it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You think that Chic-Fil-a being closed on Sundays is bullshit.
-You're funny, cool, and sarcastic.
-You don't take yourself to seriously.