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Keated

28 M Coventry, UK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bit of a geek. Well, more than a bit. (A byte perhaps? :P) As you can perhaps tell, I make a lot of jokes. Often terrible, pun based jokes. I enjoy making people laugh, and I enjoy dancing too... the two are unrelated :P

I like anime, I play Magic: The Gathering, I enjoy writing, especially comedic stories and sketches. I am, however, pretty bad at filling out any sort of self-assessment like this, though most people seem to claim that, so maybe that just means I'm average in that respect?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working on a PhD in physics at Warwick Uni. Condensed matter, crystallography to be specific. At some point, I should be bombarding crystals with X-rays. Ladies, control yourselves :-P

Previously, I was working on a second Masters in Lancaster, in nuclear decommissioning... though I didn't actually deal with anything radioactive, it was more like a sonar robotics project.

Long term, I've always wanted to be a scientist, so want to carry on down that route, see if I can stay in research, though ask me again when I've finished my PhD and I may have changed my mind, haha.

Outside of that, I'm a member of Warwick Comedy society, mostly doing sketch writing, but also performing when we need more actors (We often do).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, or so I'm told by those who take the time to read it. Well, alright, maybe not 'really' good, that does seem a little... big headed, I suppose...

Making people laugh - this is sometimes related to the writing :P

Making people feel wanted and important. I'm a very empathetic person and I enjoy talking with people.

Also, oddly, chocolate sponge cake... I'm better than I would have imagined, haha XD Ooh, and fajitas/burritos - not bad at all with those.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? Either the long hair or the fact I'm a little more rotund than I'd ideally like. Unless I'm dancing, in which case the first thing they'd probably notice is that I'm a very energetic person, haha. Seriously though, according to my friends, it's pretty good.

Mentally, I'd go with sense of humour... it leaks into everything I do. You may or may not have noticed. (Hint: If you haven't, I don't think it'll work out. Compatible humour's probably my biggest thing to look out for)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For books, I really like Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, though outside of that I know I don't read remotely as much as I should XD (this is mostly because I SHOULD be reading more scientific papers, and feel guilty when I'm reading anything else, haha, though I make a mental exception for Carl Sagan)

Movies... hmm... there are very few films I'm happy to just watch over and over... I guess I don't really think about it too much, haha, I generally just watch whatever's on ^^;;

Shows: Supernatural, Dexter, Mongrels, Family Guy, Ugly Americans, MLP:FIM, Dr. Who, Sherlock, Community.
(Anime: Fairy Tail, History's Strongest Disciple, Gurren Lagann, Usagi Drop.)

Music: Metal mostly, like Nightwish, Sonata Artica, Cold, +44, Paramore, Linkin Park, but also some 90s cheese... Can't touch this! :D

Food: I really like making chilli, fajitas and curry :D I'm surprisingly good at chocolate sponges and apple pies too ^_^

Games: How did I not have a game section? Haha! I love the Disgaea games, and my other favourite game series are The Longest Journey, Final Fantasy, and Ace Attorney. I spend a bit of time playing League of Legends - I can be a reasonably reliable support. I also enjoy more strategy games, especially turn based, like Civ V and Emperor of the Fading Suns. Also enjoy the older Command and Conquer games, but not so much the newer stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind/ability to question things.
My sense of humour
My sense of wonder and curiosity XD
My friends
My computer
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe, the future, space, penguins, science, time, experiments, things which amuse me, extending metaphors, over-extending metaphors... it's kind of a mess up here :P

But seriously, I spend a lot of time thinking about stories, or sketches, normally of a comedic nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about science, the wonders of the natural world... so, so many things. Also, Carl Sagan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about others... I don't like to make people uncomfortable, so I try to avoid that by thinking empathetically a lot :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Why does everything always happen on a Friday? :-P

I'd ideally like to go out more than I do, but most of my friends around here seem to prefer places like Kelsey's, which aren't exactly ideal for dancing.

Between finishing Uni and going out, when it happens, you'll probably find me at the Warwick Uni comedy society.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmm... the most private? I'm a very open person, so if you ask me a question, you'd better be prepared for the answer ;)

That doesn't answer this question though... hmm... I suppose it's probably that I'm a bit of a brony - that's the only thing I can think of that I wait a while to volunteer, haha XD
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you think I'm funny, if you think I'm someone you'd like to get to know, as a friend or potentially more :)

Also, if I've said something inconsistent somewhere... I'm not on here much, often with months in between when I'm on, and it's amazing how much a person can grow and change in a couple of months. Sometimes I forget to update things, both thought patterns and written information. I'd appreciate these being pointed out to me when noticed :)