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Keating0

25 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Sep 11
Orientation
Straight
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
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English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PRE-RAMBLE: I love talking so much more than typing because it's so much more natural and effective. If you're as enthusiastic as me, call me at 653-2846 (area code 909), and we'll talk for 5 minutes and then hang up. If we think we're worth the time, I/you call each other again. And if not, then we never call each other again. Easy as pie... Fuck pie - pie crust is NOT easy to make.

I am likely the most honest, most natural, and most level-headed person you will meet. I also live mostly for good, sharing connections with partners, friends, family, or animals. I have super-high self-developed standards and morals for myself: like I don't kill insects until I have a strong logical justification that they're harmful. I absolutely love being spontaneous and non-conforming, despite the world (and my own mind) around me only allowing so much. I start conversations with total strangers all the time, go shirtless and dance in public, parkour down escalators (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ARtf97c5FQ), refuse to pay more than 10 cents for water, try to get an exciting career without college. I enjoy inventing stock-investing algorithms and learning how to trick paper-towel dispensers to dispense faster. I dream of having spontaneous wild sex in crazy places with you.

If you want I have some extra references/info, here: Couchsurfing profile: http://www.couchsurfing.org/people/keating0/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in cultural regions in the world to find which place has my best friends. Connecting with as many people as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people; giving highly-rated massages; pleasing girls, whether it's with a g-spot orgasm, pinning them down while doing whatever pleases me, romantic foreplay, roleplay, or anything else; reading people's personalities and feelings; starting conversations on the street/anywhere; winning games; analyzing problems; understanding how complicated and inefficient the world is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't think it says anything about our compatibility. I've seen almost no correlation between my friends and partners. It feels like asking us to spend time comparing our favorite colors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything!
Thinking about whether it's unhealthy that almost all the computer games in my collection end in "2".
Should I just get on a plane right now and fly to Mauritius?
Regretting that I feel uncomfortable not putting periods at the of every line, even though they're not sentences.
Spiting myself anyway
Seeing so many women posting about "don't message me if you're going to be-a-dick/ask-for-pics/send-dick-pics/troll-for-girls/comment-on-my-looks/try-to-make-me-orgasm" and getting really frustrated that I need to keep fighting that stereotype. (and wtf is with last comment, what's wrong with wanting to make your partner orgasm?!!!!!)
Where to pee in the toilet/urinal to minimize splash-back? I mean... come on... you've gotta look at angle of impact, velocity of impact; and if you go for a standing-water-entry method, what kind of turbulence the adjacent water-piss mix gets into, or decide if the little scent sponges down there are an effective shock absorber.
And if you're peeing outside, you have to figure out the best penis-angle to minimize vertical velocity, which is, interestingly enough, always perfectly horizontal, although you also get hit with the maximum horizontal velocity. Of course, if there's a statistically-significant amount of wind, aiming straight down will minimize wind shear.

Admit it. You're impressed... :waves-jedi-mind-trick-hand:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll answer any question if I can tell that you're thoughtful. Want some teasers?

I have to be completely naked to poop or comfortably sleep, and never wear underwear).

I think I'm a voyeur... *and* and exhibitionist. And I'm very sexually enthusiastic and curious. Even if we're only good friends, and you're into it, I want to experiment on how to please you/us.

People have tried to attack me several times but I have always able to get out of the situation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You don't want to call :P
*You want to break the norm of men usually initiating relationships
*You're willing to write a simple message that only tells me what the most exciting thing you did in the last month was.
*You want to complain about how you just stepped in dog shit or you want to run away with me to Madagascar tonight [anyone get the reference?] But I would actually be down for that… seriously.

OK, you can stop reading now... Go get some sun.