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32 Albert Lea, MN Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 3:09am
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Obsessed with entertainment of all sorts, Love to learn. Jonathan
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing, Everything, Unknown. Need help figuring that out sadly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have trouble talking about this stuff, especially since I always think about other people who are better then me at it. I can say I am very good at imagining where people are coming from.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No-one really says. Though strangers tend to come up and talk to me out of no where.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dean Koontz "The Taking", Ransom Riggs "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children", Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials", J.K. Rowling "Harry Potter series, especially the last two books"...

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, I Sell the Dead, Serenity, Thirst, Pan's Labyrinth, Fright Night, American Psycho, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Kick-Ass, Donnie Darko, Trick 'r Treat, Legend, The Dark Crystal...

Shows: Fringe, Firefly, Community, Burn Notice, Sherlock, The Venture Brothers, Dexter, The Fades, QI, The Family Guy, Penn & Teller: Fool Us, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Star Trek, Supernatural, Chuck, White Collar, Stargate Universe, Stargate SG-1, Psych, Castle, Weeds, Heroes, Californication, Gilmore Girls, The whitest kids you know, True Blood, The Mentalist, Eureka, MythBusters, The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, The Office, Bones, House, The Boondocks, American Dad, CSI LV, Being Human, Farscape, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies...

Music: Opeth, Clutch, Tartini, Emily Haines & The Soft Skeletons, KONTRUST, Dog Fashion Disco, SCREAMING MECHANICAL BRAIN, Hot Hot Heat, Helmet, Knives Out!, El-Creepo!, Polka-dot Cadaver, Life Tragic, Nine Inch Nails, Neutral Milk Hotel, Spineshank, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Five Finger Death Punch, The White Stripes, Bullet for My Valentine, Marilyn Manson, ISIS, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Godsmack, Adele, Sepultura, Stone Temple Pilots, Deftones, Atreyu, Stone Sour, Queens of the Stone Age, 311, Todd Smith, Killswitch Engage, Ben Folds, Cake, AC/DC, Gorillaz, Bassnectar, Skrillex, Beethoven, Pendulum, Chopin, Metric, Steel Panther, Audioslave, Porcupine Tree, 35007, Tool, The Crystal Method, Pearl Jam, Korpiklaani, The Mars Volta, A Perfect Circle, Bob Dylan, Tempest, Alestorm, Blaggards, Butthole Surfers, Pink Floyd, Saint Saëns, Dropkick Murphys, Ensiferum, Dream Theater, Flogging Molly, Shinedown, Audioslave, Buck Cherry, Swampboots, Beetoven, C. Debussy, Avenged Sevenfold, Filter, Children Of Bodom, Beloved, Sound Garden, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dragonforce, Dropkick Murphy's, Aparment 26, Anathema, Far, Fear Factory, Blindside, Finger Eleven, At the Drive-In, Jungle Brothers, Korn, Koufax, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Megadeth, Muse, Joanna Newsom, NIN, Nirvana, One Minute Silence, Midnight Syndicate, Otep, 30 Seconds to Mars, Pantera, Julie London, Pillar, The Prodigy, Basement Jaxx, Project 86, Rammstein, Acumen Nation, 16Volt, Hanzel und Gretyl, Genitorturers, VNV Nation, Rob White Zombie, The Secret Machines, Sevendust, She Wants Revenge, Silverchair, Skindred, Slipknot, The Sound Of Animals Fighting, Slayer, Stabbing Westward, Steve Miller Band, System of a Down, The Cranberries, The Wiseguys, Therion, Thrice, Weezer, Tchaikowsky, Vienna Boys Choir, Mozart, Galaxy Queens, The Vandon Arms, Anything That Evokes an Emotional Response...

Food: Chinese Food, Mexican (not fast food), have yet to try Japanese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Couldn't know till I lost it. Companionship of some kind would be needed, whether delusional or real. Entertainment of some kind, and the ability to record thoughts. The ability to buy food would be an intense hindrance. Music would be a great loss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things, I'm almost always inside my head. Though lately I screw with show, book, and movie plots in my head. Sort of small fan fiction/ fantasies (often not sexual).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games, D&D being one of em. Watching shows, movies, hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not sure, would have to ask...I'm both very willing and terrified to share myself.
You should message me if
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you want to talk, mostly. Though if you can think of another reason check.