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KeeBoon

29 Hanover, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yo, I'm Keenan. I lift heavy things, write stupid songs and paint masterpieces. I drink too much coffee, which sometimes makes me talk too fast. One day I'm hoping to move out of town and back to the woods where I grew up, preferably into one of those little tiny houses. Don't know what I'm talking about?

http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/

It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in the lovely town of Hanover, PA and working at a chemical plant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making inappropriate jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The giant holes in my ears.
My bad tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jim Goad, Boyd Rice, Nick Cave, Kurt Vonnegut, Lovecraft, Stephen King, Cameron Pierce

Movies: John Waters, Stanley Kubrick, Lars Von Trier, Alejandro Jodorowsky, David Lynch, Robocop, Star Wars, James Dean, Akira

Shows: Aqua Teen, Metalocalypse, Superjail, Delocated, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Tales from the Crypt, The Simpsons, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Curb Your Enthusiasm, X-Files, RuPaul's Drag Race, King of the Hill, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks

Music: I listen to more Katy Perry and Taylor Swift than a dude in his late 20's should, Deftones, Sade, The Afghan Whigs, Ghost, Foetus, Swans, Nick Cave, Metallica, Type O Negative, Peter Gabriel, Chelsea Wolfe, Zola Jesus, King Dude, Today Is the Day, Death In June
And "Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison

Food: Burritos, Cheeseburgers, Sushi, Chicken, Red Pepper Hummus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from the obvious food and water...

The outdoors
Weights
Music
Books
Sweatpants
Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How no one really likes Radiohead.

Why James Hurley sucks so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin' thangs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I dance around my apartment to RuPaul songs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- U dont talk lyke dis
- You want to lift things and hike.
- You like mix CDs.
- You're just an all around cool person.
- You want to watch Netflix and eat pritza.