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Keef_says

28 Saint Pauls, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I truly hate these things. I'm the kinda person who will talk about anything and will make a joke about anything. I value intelligence and personality, which I think kinda go hand in hand.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I teach Chemistry and Physics at the high school level. I promise I'm not as nerdy as that probably makes me sound, although probably more than most.

Other than that I can't think of anything special to write here. Maybe you should message me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I enjoy making people laugh. I like to think I'm intelligent, but I love acting like an idiot if it will make someone giggle. I'm also good at being the only man on a dating website with the word giggle in their bio.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like watching anything that will make me think or make me laugh. Some of my favorite TV shows are Arrested Development, Archer, and Breaking Bad. I like lots of movies, especially anything funny, smart, or violent. When it comes to books I read a lot of fiction, especially sci-fi and fantasy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The corny part of me says human contact. The nerd in me says video games. The bored person in me says my computer. The teacher in me says the referral form. The asshole part of me wants to answer, "food, water, shelter, etc." The addict in me says cigarettes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The right way to do this without the cops being able to pin it on me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting by my phone waiting for it to ring. Sometimes I pick it up when I think I heard it, only to rush to hang up. That's when I tell myself that I just missed all my friends calling me to come hang out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's not too much that I won't admit to so that makes answering this question hard. I guess just ask me something and I'll probably answer it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna have interesting, funny, meaningful conversations. Also if you want to actually carry a conversation. It's a two way street and I'm so tired of people making little to no effort to carry a meaningful conversation.