Don't drink, don't smoke. What do you do?
Sometimes I'm dour, sometimes I'm the most lackadaisical person around, a lot of the time I'm laughing at the utter absurdity of it all. Humans are complicated things, if I could summarise myself into a few short paragraphs, I'd give up trying to be a real person, and just fabricate some make believe existence where everything is prescribed.
Yes I have a sense of humour, yes I'm aware the previous paragraph made me sound like the biggest killjoy in existence, no I don't really care.
I'm a philosophy graduate, which means I'm virtually unemployable.
I am currently torn by a mental dichotomy. Don't ask, but I fear for the cognitive dissonance of it all.
Sometimes I wonder
would we actually listen
To speech in haiku.
Oh, I'm also a LRPer. If you hold that against me, then you're a horrible person who hates fun. Don't know what LRPing is? That's cool. If you say to me "Is it like that thing from Role Models? That looked ridiculous." I will mock you, your knowledge of popular culture and I will link you to people doing Lrp right.
My word for today is egregious.
If I was into self prescription than I'd diagnose myself an INTP, fortunately for society, I am not a psychologist and have absolutely no academic backing for this pronouncement. Don't know what an INTP is? Go look up the MBTI, that should help. If you do that though, don't bother using it to try and get a handle on me, I've come to hide it very well. That's a lie.
If you've read this far and you're here because I checked your profile out, feel free to talk to me; I hate starting conversations. If you've read this far and I haven't checked out your profile, why haven't I? You're obviously a cool and unique person, with lots of interesting things to say, and the beauty of an angel cast down from heaven for daring to question the divine order. You should talk to me.
Occasionally I get bored and just start typing what I'm thinking in here. I hope that's kind of obvious.
Sometimes I think of the best two line rhymes, and I wish I wrote songs, so I write them down and forget about them. Maybe one day I will. Maybe someday someone will sit me down and make me do something with those instruments I own, and the computer software I have, and it will be the best thing ever. It probably won't be.
I kind of wish I could create a time paradox just to see what would happen with the structure of reality.
I am simultaneously terrified and awestruck by the contents of the ocean. It is a big blue beautiful bitch with no regard for you and your endeavours.
Bah, have my tumblr, I mostly reblog anyway: http://karmapersonified.tumblr.com/
If a pictures worth a thousand words, have a world view that's in a box: http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=-6.25&soc=-7.85