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26 Headington, UK Cis Man, Man

Cis Man, Man

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Last online
Today – 12:25am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Warning: If you don't like reading, don't even bother with this: Just skip to the end, maybe look through some photos of me, maybe even check the personality bit to see I'm way more introverted than the average straight male.

Don't drink, don't smoke. What do you do?

Sometimes I'm dour, sometimes I'm the most lackadaisical person around, a lot of the time I'm laughing at the utter absurdity of it all. Humans are complicated things, if I could summarise myself into a few short paragraphs, I'd give up trying to be a real person, and just fabricate some make believe existence where everything is prescribed.

Yes I have a sense of humour, yes I'm aware the previous paragraph made me sound like the biggest killjoy in existence, no I don't really care.

I'm a philosophy graduate, which means I'm virtually unemployable.

I am currently torn by a mental dichotomy. Don't ask, but I fear for the cognitive dissonance of it all.

Sometimes I wonder
would we actually listen
To speech in haiku.

Oh, I'm also a LRPer. If you hold that against me, then you're a horrible person who hates fun. Don't know what LRPing is? That's cool. If you say to me "Is it like that thing from Role Models? That looked ridiculous." I will mock you, your knowledge of popular culture and I will link you to people doing Lrp right.

My word for today is egregious.

If I was into self prescription than I'd diagnose myself an INTP, fortunately for society, I am not a psychologist and have absolutely no academic backing for this pronouncement. Don't know what an INTP is? Go look up the MBTI, that should help. If you do that though, don't bother using it to try and get a handle on me, I've come to hide it very well. That's a lie.

If you've read this far and you're here because I checked your profile out, feel free to talk to me; I hate starting conversations. If you've read this far and I haven't checked out your profile, why haven't I? You're obviously a cool and unique person, with lots of interesting things to say, and the beauty of an angel cast down from heaven for daring to question the divine order. You should talk to me.

Occasionally I get bored and just start typing what I'm thinking in here. I hope that's kind of obvious.

Sometimes I think of the best two line rhymes, and I wish I wrote songs, so I write them down and forget about them. Maybe one day I will. Maybe someday someone will sit me down and make me do something with those instruments I own, and the computer software I have, and it will be the best thing ever. It probably won't be.

I kind of wish I could create a time paradox just to see what would happen with the structure of reality.

I am simultaneously terrified and awestruck by the contents of the ocean. It is a big blue beautiful bitch with no regard for you and your endeavours.

Bah, have my tumblr, I mostly reblog anyway:

If a pictures worth a thousand words, have a world view that's in a box:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ranting about the complete change of personality a host of ASoIaF character's seem to have gone through in the GoT TV series.

Currently I am taking part in a live action The Sims abstract performance-art piece, in which I am controlled by someone who forgets how to deal with basic needs like food.

Forgetting how to drink, and ending up covered in tea. Deciding to make a cup of jelly instead, and retrain myself back up to liquids from viscous foodstuffs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not filling out self-summary questionnaires very well.

Seriously, I'm so good at not filling them in well, I sometimes just mash bodyparts against the keyboard to see what happens.

E.G: dsdm km dfga l;dvfi[9 89 gt hu9 0-9ewvf,okp [p[];'edfspio ht
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Look at a picture of me and tell me yourself. People generally don't tell me what they notice about me, it's not a particularly good opening to a conversation not on the internet.

I'm not joking though, tell me: I'd LOVE to know what superficial opinion people have formed of me; I'm not even being sarcastic here.

Here is an actual testimonial by a real live person: "the first thing I noticed about you was your gorgeous hair, then your smile. You're a pretty person :-)"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Fantasy stuff. Pratchett, George R R Martin. I've just finished the Dirk Gently books and the Hitchhikers series by Douglas Adams. Unfortunately for me, I used to be a bigger reader, back when I had all the spare time.

Movies: Almost anything. I couldn't name all the films I've seen here, it'd take up too much space. I have a soft spot for some terribly trashy films though. I also have a soft spot for Nicolas Cage.

If you have Netflix, watch Detention then get in touch with me and we can talk about how awesome it is.

Here's a sample list: Kids, Eyes Wide Shut, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, The Room, Blackula, Blade Runner, American Psycho, Clerks, A Scanner Darkly, Fight Club, Fame, May.

I've not really kept this updated, but it has a relatively large list of films I've seen, along with my retrospective ratings. A lot of those rating were done at least a few weeks after watching the film, so it's really more a case of how much they stuck in my mind than anything:

Review of the last film I watched and bothered updating this for: 22 Jump Street: one of the most unabashed self-aware comedies I've seen in a while, and I think I love it for it. Could have done without the Trans-mockery though.

Shows: Currently Community, Modern Family and How I Met Your Mother. Go watch Look Around You. Oh, I also try and make sure I watch The Daily Show and The Colbert Report every day. Historically: Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, some other shows which aren't as good as Dark Place.

Animé: Fruits Basket, Love Hina, Ouran High School. Ya'know, Shoujo stuff. Magical Girl stuff like Card Captor and Sailor Moon.

Music: Again, anything and everything, from !!! to Ben Folds. I like cover music in styles different to the original composition. If you don't think "Berlin" is the greatest album ever made, then, hey, it's your taste in music, whatever. Today: Cazwell. I accidentally started a competition with a friend to see who would end up watching one of his videos more.

According to my my top ten listened to acts are: (At three times more plays than the second band) The Mountain Goats, Bad Religion, Placebo, NoFX, Ben Folds, The Offspring, Michael Jackson, Reel Big Fish, The Mad Capsule Markets and Ben Folds Five. This is probably slightly skewed though, seeing as I've only started uploaded again recently, before that it hadn't been uploaded to since June 2012.

In fact, here's my

When it comes down to it though, I'm an 80's fan, through and through.

Video games: I know it didn't ask for them, but I don't care. I'm primarily an RPG player, but I pretty much play most things. If you want to know more, just ask, but I'm not going to massive go overboard on games here. Except about Suikoden, that game is vastly underrated.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Distractions - Without which I'd be left with nothing but the contents of my skull. I think everything else really fits into the broaching umbrella that is distraction, unless they're biologically necessary, and if you chose six things that you couldn't do without that were necessary to survival as a human being, I'm sorry, but you're boring.

You might be thinking: "That's not six thing"; You'd be wrong.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Why is it that despite being made up, etymologically, of two separate words, agnostic is pronounced so weirdly? Shouldn't it be A Nostic?

Riddle me THAT Batman.

Why I bought myself a nice camera when I can't afford it, and the only time I'd use it, I'd much rather be running around and taking part than stopping to take pictures.

At what point in my self-summary people decide I'm a horrible person.

How to rob a bank: I'd definitely make sure I cable tied everyone to each other, then kneecap someone to both intimidate, and slow down the potential escaping captives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, because work is terrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm running out of spoons.

When I'm walking alone, I mouth songs I'm listening to, and I don't care who thinks I'm weird for doing so.

My celebrity crushes are Helena Bonham Carter and Brian Molko. These are multiple things, maybe I should condense them down into one?

When I'm alone, I mouth Brian Molko while spooning Helena Bonham Carter.

Sometimes, when I concentrate too much, I forget to breathe.

I'm a Slytherin.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to, and your idea of a conversation doesn't equate to "Hey!" and nothing much more.'re down with Sartre and De Beauvoir. want to be contentious at me. made it all the way here and decided I'm not a horrible person/I am a horrible person, but interesting. think Karaoke is improved by performing like William Shatner. want to invite me to your random part of the country and show me beautiful places, that I may photograph them.'re passionate about something. I like hearing people talk about their thing.

...You find my profile offensive in some capacity and wish to instruct me on how to improve it.

...You've seen Detention.

...You want to join me in watching Detention for the n+1 time.