Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I decided to join okc to meet new people and because Im really into
the idea of turning the process of meeting people into a job
I get hard for girls who are waaaay into anime and waaay into their
cats. Do you have a cat? Does the thought of how much you love your
cats make you want to cry? Do you call your cat on your lunch-break
at work to see how its doing? Do you have a job?
If you need more information I'd be more than happy to provide a
cover letter/resume/list of references/dik pix
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-I work as a lighting and audio engineer. I set up lighting and
audio equipment for concerts and hotels. I sometimes work like a 60
or 70hr week and then take a week off so during that time off Im
able to do whatever I feel like.
-I practice Muay Thai which is a lot of fun, still working on that
-Im just focusing on embracing the imbecile within
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...is that I'm actually three midgets in a trench coat
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot, but I have trouble finding interesting stuff to read.
I used to work in a Barnes & Noble, and it almost made we want
to stop reading books. These days Im looking for stuff thats really
out there. If you read too suggest me something cool.
I can totally nerd out on movies and talk about Kubrik and Coppola
movies for hours, but I think dumb movies are a lot more fun to
watch. Its like Robocop > Godfather. I cant decide what my
favorite movie is. I know its either Jurassic Park, Starship
Troopers, or Fifth Element.
I haven't really been watching TV lately. I haven't seen Game of
Thrones or Breaking Bad. I like Futurama. I doubt I'll ever finish
Twin Peaks. Shin Chan is next level.
I listen to a lot of music. I got into punk rock back in middle
school so I listen to a lot of that (fun fact those kids covered in
tattoos and studded jackets are HUGE nerds), but I also dig hip hop
and electronic music.
I couldn't live without food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is James crying?
Why are there grown men who enjoy My Little Pony?
More stupid jokes for this profile
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still haven't caught all 151 pokemon :/
You should message me if
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-You're an "old soul"
-You're looking for a partner in crime
-You have a picture of yourself sitting in a comically oversized
-You want to troll okc profiles together
-You're down to drink beer and play NBA Jam
Okay in all honesty I feel like this whole online dating thing has
a kinda ridiculous and awkward vibe to it, hence why my profile is
so stupid. I think you can only really get to know other people by
meeting face to face. If youre down to talk about cool bands or
movies or whatever hit me up, and if you think you can hang I'm
almost always down for grabbing a drink and having a good time.
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