Monomonomonopoly
26 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
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My self-summary
I don't fit in, and I'm cool with that. Gets pretty boring though and I could use someone who I mesh well with. I'm an optimist, yet a realist.

Some people might think I contradict myself as I'm not an easy person to read. 'Clearly, Joe, you're social, so why are you being so damn antisocial?! My brain, you hurts it.'

But by my own estimation, I'm a pretty decent dude. I don't screw anyone over, I keep my promises, and I try to do what's best by everyone. Whether or not we'll click is another question.
What I’m doing with my life
0-3 - I don't remember. According to this photo, drooling. I spent that time drooling.
3-5 - Vaguely remember, something about childhood friends and lots of playing in the mud.
5-9 - Ah yes, running from girls on the playground. And legos. And computer games.
9-12 - That last taste of sweet, sweet innocence and ignorance.
12-16 - I'd really rather NOT do my homework, thank you.
16-19 - I don't see what the big deal about doing all this 'adult' stuff is.
19-22 - I guess I have to go BACK to school now, do I? Hmph.
22-25 - Weeeeee! I can afford to do the things I want to do!!! :D
25 - Enough! Time to explore the world! I'm outta here.
26 - Time to reintegrate. Everything's... different now... or maybe it's just me.
27-30 - Let's make the best of life!
30-40 - I really don't want to be one of those people in their 30's who just complains about not being in their 20's. :)
40-60 - Still going strong, and oh so much wiser!
60-80 - Being a smartass of an old man because I've earned it.
~80 - Die with a smile on my face. :)
80+ - If not dead, yelling at kids to get off my lawn! :rabble: :rabble: :rabble:
I’m really good at
Activities! Oh man, I'm so great at activities. Do we have enough room to perform activities?

Keeping a kinda vaguely generally up to date on world events. Also technology. I traveled the world on a whim once!

Computers and stuff. Such a nerd. Cameras and photography too!

Outdoors! Mmmm love me some outdoors. I'm here for the mountains! I dream about living in a cabin out in the woods some day... with a solid internet connection.

Doing what I think is right. What's right isn't always what's popular, so I get pretty burned sometimes. C'est la vie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No time to read! Internets! I once cut myself off from the rest of the world for two months just to see what was different. No internet withdrawl, but I *did* get a lot of novel reading in. What a novel idea.

Mmmm food... I'm not a picky eater, I love just about any food. I'll even eat the stuff I don't like. Are you done with that? *om* *nom* *nom* No shame. I'll often stare blissfully at a half eaten plate in a restaurant wishing it was socially acceptable to stuff my face with it. There it is, I wrote that. No shame. True fact. (eyes roll at stupid modern phrase)

Movies, shows, and music: Honestly whatever's good, wherever my mood is at. I like people who can be serious and at the same time not take themselves seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Winter. 365 of summer is boring. I grew up playing in the snow, so what can I say?

People. Can't lie, they're sort of important.

Freedom! Musn't make Braveheart joke... awh hell I can't think of one anyway.

Knowledge is power! Mah brain <3

My favourite kind of dino: The Thesaurus. He assists me in articulating all the words eloquently.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's next? Forward, forward, always moving forward.

Do I stay? Do I go? What've I got going for me here? Maybe I disappear? Like a magician! A slow moving magician who utilizes planes, trains, and das auto after providing ample forwarning.
On a typical Friday night I am
On rare occasion, I break out of my shell. Mostly, I keep quiet. "Shhhhhhh!" LIKE A LIBRARIAN HAR HAR HAR.
You should message me if
You don't fucking suck! You're cool and reliable, and understanding and shit. You're not going to tell me you'll meet up with me and then never show, WHITNEY GOD DAMNIT. AGAIN? Jeeze girl. Friends off!
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