I'm just going to intro with an explanation of the intro , this being said intro ... "Intro"

So I'm Egotistical while still managing to have a low-self esteem, if that makes sense to you, if it doesn't too actually, your comprehension has little to do with my being I suppose. I'm kind of an outdoorsy guy, but that doesn't mean I'm opposed to reading a book, watching a movie , or just staying inside and chatting in a cozy atmosphere, just that I like to camp and hike, also mountain climbing (or rather, mountain trail hiking, not like cliff-climbing, never really tried that) I'm up for pretty much anything once, life is too short to be close-minded, this also means I spend an unreasonable amount of time reasoning things out, much to the dread of people I respect enough to include in my reasoning (this often takes the form of an informal debate, allot like Sophocles actually, I wonder if he got the idea from me...)

I'm not too good-looking (if you couldn't tell already) but I don't think I'm particularly unattractive, I've been told I'm about a 7/10 by a female friend (though she may have been being charitable)

Things I'm into; Music, Art, Literature, Poetry, Retro Video Games, RPing, Motorcycles, tattoos, wandering aimlessly about, being where I'm not supposed to be, Classical Humanities, Latin, and other random things

Also, I'm very much against falseness, overmuch , I'll probably offend you with my honesty at least once , but I feel that the Truth is always better than a lie.

Nothing.
I'm not unintelligent, just abso-fucking-lutely stupid sometimes.

Hopefully I can break into the writing field, or I may have to become a Plumber or do some other boring-yet-necessary job.

Optimally I'd like to travel, explore, see the world, the great cities and the vast wild-lands, Life's So Short but the World's So BIG !!!! And pretty much be a Renaissance-man, as I have interests in writing (poetry and stories), painting, and inventing, as well as philosophy (which plays into my writing) All things going According to plan (as if I ever planned)

On a more practical 'right now' level: I just finished my CNA course (Certified Nurses Aid) and will (with some small amount of luck ) be working at some nursing home probably until I can afford a motorcycle. After that all I know is that I have to get out of this podunk town (again) While I no longer have the belief of my youth that enlightened people are waiting in some town for me, there are at least places with shit to do

Starting fights, laughing, breaking and entering (mostly my own home, and abandoned buildings), I'm sure there are other things too...

Physically ?
Broad-shouldered, kinda short (5'9/10") blue eyes,

Personality-wise ?
Quiet, good/odd sense of humour (It seems to me everything's funny if you look at it the right way)

People also comment on how I'll just pull a book out and start reading whenever opportunity presents itself (If I'm not otherwise occupied of course) and whenever I can I have at least one book on me at all times

Books, I really can't choose favorites, my favorite styles are; Fantasy.Sci-fi, Philosophical, Classical (the good ones anyway, some are just plain self-indulgent garbage)

Movies; Rocky Horror Picture Show, Todd Browning's "FREAKS",Little Shop of Horrors (I'm kind of a Musical Fan),Little Caesar (Ever wonder where that whole "Nyah see, Nyah" thing came from ?) I've also recently fallen in love with Dr. Horribles Sing-along Blog

Music: Pretty much all Rock, from AC-DC to ZZ-top (alphabetical order), I also (of course) like the Blues, also I'll sometimes take in some Blue-Grass (call it my hillbilly roots showing) I have to say I think my favorite all time band though is Queen, I absolutely LOVE Queen, honestly if I could go to only one Concert , that ever took place I would go to a Queen Concert back when Mercury was still singing.

Food, Well, like I said earlier , I'll try anything once, but I prefer spicy foods (and cheese, I have really like cheese, it goes on pretty much everything!)

Hope, my rapier wit, something to explore (could be anything, books, wilderness, you)

Anything really, I go off on a lot of tangents when I'm thinking

(feel completely free to skip this block of text, very little of actual use is in it)

Really, rather like literature, my thoughts can be categorized into two, erm, categories, Fiction and Non-Fiction.
Non-Fiction of course being about what I consider the real world, and what I think about it, what other people think about it. Not necessarily what is true, but what is construed as true, what the difference is, how we can tell, is anything true, is anything false, those type of thoughts all fall into this category. Also things of a more 'science-y' nature, like 'in what reasonable manner could your average human being produce enough lift manually to fly' or 'why the hell is light so wonky ?' things of that ilk, and of course also things of a more opinionated nature, like why do I like what music I like, what makes it 'rock', what tastes better with what, stuff like that, the thoughts that make up average life for everyone I suppose.
Then there's the Fiction, oh yes, can't forget that. That's when I spend time focusing on universes, usually just like our own, perhaps even with our own world but in different circumstances. Creating new cultures, new species, new taboos, new rules, sometimes the only familiar thing is the set of physical properties, because, quite frankly, changing those are a pain in the ass, even imaginatively. At least if you want life as we know it to exist, which is usually a good thing if you want it to be interesting, usually I like to compress these daydreams, once I have them set up, into the settings for stories I might write . I suppose a lot of people do that, but a lot of people do a lot of things and if I didn't do them simply because of that that would be almost as bad as doing them simply because other people do them. A lesson learned the hard way. I mean, if everyone didn't jump off a bridge would you do it ?

(here's where you might want to start reading again)

Coincidentally, I spend a lot of time thinking, though perhaps not as much as I should sometimes, of course all too much other times. I slightly wonder if all this crap I just typed should be posted, but y'know, I just spent all that time typing it, and part of me is just asshole enough to make interested parties read all that.

I try to stay away from routines, but if I said reading it probably wouldn't be too far off the mark

I sometimes cry...

I'm very open with sex issues, but despite the fact I know it's stupid to be ashamed of, and that everybody does it, crying is something that I really feel I shouldn't do for some reason, and it really shames me to do it

Oh, and this seems like the best place to put it (though it's not really private, at all, only as private as my sex life (IE, if it's not your business, I'm not going to bring it up, but if you're interested in me, I suppose it's slightly your business) I am bisexual, but I don't like to be sodomized, I'll sleep with a guy if he's a bottom, even potentially have a relationship with one, if they're submissive enough , but I'm tired of 50 y/o tops trying to hit me up for a booty-call.
Basically, what I'm saying is, if you and I are having sex ? Yeah, you're having some cavity filled, and keep your anything out of my anus (it doesn't really bother me so much as it doesn't really do anything for me, except make me need to BM, for this same reason I will never ask to have anal sex with you unless you specify to me that you like it) (I'm mainly mentioning this because a friend of mine saw this and called me a hypocrite for telling him to come out of the closet to his girlfriend and yet on a dating site, I've allegedly "hidden" the fact that I'm bisexual... can you say "in the closet" about a bi-guy ?)

If you're curious, and willing to discuss anything, or better yet are good at starting conversations (I'm horrible at that) Or if you're in the area and up for a game of D&D, trying to get into/start a group (and trying desperately not to have to be a DM after like 5 years of not playing)

What I'm Looking for; Someone who likes dancing half-naked in a thunderstorm, who would be willing to pick up and move to another continent on a whim who would be perfectly content lying in a barn, in my arms, full storm raging outside, just laying there, looking into each-others eyes. Would be willing to take up a knife in my defense, and would expect me to do the same for her. (extremes I know, but I'm always over-exaggerating, at least when I'm not being overly-literal)