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WalterPinkmanIRL

24 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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This is an APB - Wanted: Serial criminal on the loose, suspect is wanted for crimes of: telling bad puns without a license, failing to apply a lint roller to his backside after sitting in the dog's spot on the couch, and felony overuse of duct tape on things that should have been thrown out (seriously, just replace it)..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A 7 month breaking bad LARP.

Certifying that I have associated with OCC. I suspect it is a bit little like getting a celeb signature but not nearly as cool.

Going for a pharmacy degree as soon as I nail down all the prereqs

trying to get a second job+ all the other stuff. Anyone hiring Pharmacy technicians?

signing up for summer classes that get canceled due to low registration... FML!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing loquacious essays and succinct irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I haven't been keeping it shorn my ridiculous poofy hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of thrones, Firefly, Mythbusters. Monty Python. -insert list of impressive well-known titles I haven't actually read but will pretend to know about if you ask-

I love to cook... Food. yes... Food.
If you bake me a cake, you will be my best friend for a day.
If you teach me to bake a cake...
I'll get very fat very quickly
so please don't do that!!!
let's just stick with fishing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fingers to count on
detailed lists
3 other things
polydacty (not really ppl)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. But sometimes it's a train...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly! Saturday's where it's at.

Browsing okcupid for other people who could be enjoying their Friday night sooo much more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
INFJ https://www.personalitypage.com/html/INFJ.html
I can't always tell when people are being sarcastic and subtlety and I are no longer on speaking terms.

I sold insurance once - Don't do it, it's a trap!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Cool people only plz

You think trying to decide if you like someone based on which TV shows they have seen is silly (but still do it.

I'm not really messaging people right now and my a-list just expired, so if you are interested even just a "hey" will do.