I am fantastic, great, and fantastic.
My Self-Summary
Hey, my name is Keith ... I'm a guy ... from a place!
I am working on my Bachelor of Design in Toronto, and I currently
work as a Graphic Designer for the University I attend! I
I don't know how I got here, I clicked a word on another web page,
and suddenly things started to say things like "how do you like
coffee?" and "UPLOAD A PICTURE TRUST ME" so I did what the scary
robots in my computer told me to and here I am.
Sometimes I draw pictures, and place words near those
pictures.
Also, I like this little box thing that I am typing into, it seems
to think that my words are brilliant.
What I’m doing with my life
School, like I said, being a design student and working and such.
It's a pretty demanding program, but if I don't do it, who will
make sure that bus stops have catchy ads on them? Some other guy?
Doubt it.
I’m really good at
A sport I invented called "hammerball", it's like baseball except
the ball is a hammer. Also the bat is a hammer.
I am also told that I'm a pretty decent artist, although I have a
habit of not believing people when they compliment me.
However, what I'd really like to do with my life is be a
cartoonist. I love illustration, and I'd really like to do it for a
living. As much as I love design, it'll always be second to
that.
I like to play guitar and bass, but I won't for a second claim that
I am good at either.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, to be perfectly honest. It's all huge and curly and you
could see it from space probably.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books - Cryptonomicon, Snow Crash, A Confederacy of Dunces,
Watchmen, Bone - probably a ton more.
Movies - Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, The Big Lebowski, The
Matrix
Music - Rush, Pink Floyd, Dream Theater, David Bowie, Pixies,
Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins - lots, basically.
Food - Cucumbers, actually. I don't know, they are tasty. Also
lemons, and apple pie.
The six things I could never do without
Batman
Music
Bruce Willis
Friends
Batman
Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like to just up and leave, and abandon all of my
possesions and everything and just take off somewhere where nobody
could find me.
Or, if you are looking for a less boring answer - robots! and
explosions! and robots!
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for something to do/ hanging out with my friends and trying
to talk myself out of eating a whole pizza.
That or fighting large wooly animals in an underpass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've been hit by a car on 5 separate occasions.
You should message me if
You want to!