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Kelbzz

25 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In list form from least to most important.

-Came from Fort Collins.
-Been in Denver for 3 years.
-Love craft beer and whisky
-maui waui is my jam
-I work out daily
-I absolutely love my job and the people I work with.
-Bikes
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I can be found doing 1 of 3 things at all times.

Working at a lovely salon here in Denver.
Road cycling.
Binge watching netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making situations uncomfortable
-making people laugh
-never sleeping, not in a sexy way but in a "I may or may not have a medical condition" kind of way. Which is kinda sexy... Right?
-quick remarks
-having a voice like Beyonce
-worshiping Beyonce
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My piercing blue eyes which may or may not resemble that of an ice dragon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-chuck palahniuk is my favorite author.
Movies- I just watched Frozen and loved it so clearly I'll watch and enjoy anything.
Music- I like my music like I like my food, it's all good as long as there is no metal in it.
Tele- Netflix for dayzzzzzzz.

The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland-portland-portland.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Friends and fam
3. My bike
4. Sriracha
5. iPhone
6. Pillows. I fucking love pillows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things from other's perspective, or what Beyonce is doing right now...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Fridays are never routine, such is life =)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I read abbreviations like "lol" or "omg" I begin planning an elaborate way to destroy that persons life, then realize that's crazy.

Or is it...
No. It's not.

I also binge watch horrible television.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VAMPIRE DIARIES IS MEANT FOR TEENAGE GIRLS?!?!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have a faggy voice. "People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians"
You can handle sarcasm which may or may not read as me being an asshole online.

9 times out of 10 it does, however I'm sweet as a Georgia peach y'all.