I'm a language nerd. I am fluent in Spanish and I teach ESL reading at an elementary school. I also work as a translator and a hauler of dead bodies. Yes, human dead bodies.

Favorite bands of the moment include, but are not limited to, Seether, Korn, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Evanescence and Rammstein.

Soy maestra de lectura en español para niños de Kindergarten y el primer grado. También trabajo como traductora y tengo otro trabajo llevando personas muertas a la funeraria.

Mi música favorita en este moment incluye, pero no es limitada a: Seether, Korn, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Evanescence and Rammstein.

I am sarcasmified, smart-alecky, and evil

I'm working four jobs, raising my kid all by myself, and trying to find some time to have fun in between.

Umm... witty repartee? Yes, that, sarcasm, learning languages (except German, which I suck at) and generally being a tease.

My eyes change color according to my mood. Stay away from black!!

Oh, that and the fact that I'm freakin' hot.

BOOKS: The "Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter" series by Laurell K. Hamilton. Also the "Dragonriders of Pern" series by Anne McCaffrey.

MOVIES: "Eating Raoul", "Scenes From a Class Struggle in Beverly Hills", "Kiss Me A Killer", "The Crow", "The Mask of Zorro", "Shrek" (both), "Mulan", "Lilo and Stitch", "The Fifth Element".

MUSIC: Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Shakira, Juanes, Seether, Rammstein, Disturbed, Korn, the list goes on...

1. Water 2. Air 3. Food 4. Music 5. my family 6. I can't think of another one.

What I would do to Shaun Morgan if I ever got him alone in a room... lol.

No, actually I try to avoid spending a lot of time thinking. It never improves my mood at all.

In a chat room insulting those who can't form coherent English sentences, those who are generally moronic, and those flippin' bastards who request to see my cam before they've even greeted me properly!!! Are manners completely dead??

Sorry. Old rant.

I fear clowns and ventriloquist dummies.

You're not a horny pervert, you have a brain, and you just want someone to talk to.

Si no eres un cochino, si tienes un cerebro y sabes escribir BIEN, y si quieres platicar con alguien acerca de algo aparte del sexo. :)