KelleyJoe
52 Kassel, Germany
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My self-summary
50 shades of grumpy.
THEY USED TO HAVE A JOURNAL HERE, BUT IT IS GONE. I USED IT QUITE A BIT, SO IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT I AM DOING HERE, THAT WAS THE REASON.
Tja
First thing is I AM 100 PERCENT U.S. AMERICAN..I just live someplace else at the moment.....

A (semi)retired professional adventurer trying to (re)discover myself.

I am Old, Grouchy, and a SOB
What I’m doing with my life
Gar Nix
OH NEWS!! I have my monkey organ up and running so I am now a Drehorgalspieler.
Oh I joined the local volunteer fire department. If that counts for anything.
dreaming... living..time travel...bitchin at stuff
1000 frigging words, are they out of their minds?????????
I’m really good at
Auch Nix
Le dompteur de lapin
I can outcook and bake most women, so you cannot bribe me with your kitchen witchery.
Storytelling. I have been told I was a racontour. I think that is French for bullshitter.
Can be artistic and handy at times. Handy around the house.
Somebody there to help you move is nice. Somebody there to help you move a body is better.
Bitchin at people and things
Killing Journal threads. ALL JOURNALS ARE DEAD HERE :(
The first things people usually notice about me
Warped sense of humor.
Weird clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Geht Dich nix an.

Book: Storm of Steel,
Movie:Dr Strangelove,Dolemite
Music: Old
Stuff
,rock,rockabilly,soul,bluegrass,folk.

Food;American,German,Mexican,Italian,Chinese, Anything that has a
face.( just not my bunnies)
The six things I could never do without
egal

Food,Water,Clothing,Shelter,Toilet Paper, Something to Read, Time machine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wieder nix

Stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Tja

Thinking about Stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Na?
I have a time machine.

Sometimes I can talk to animals..at least they think so.
You should message me if
Time to update.
I hate lists, I hate rules, I hate lists of rules.
Here they are anyway.
Kelley Joe's Law.

#1) All problems big or small can be explained by, or solved with, a 1960's song.

#2) Vampires do not have blood circulation thereby cannot have an erection. If you are over 12 and still believe in vampires, you will never have a serious relationship with anyone.

#4) If you have a cat, it will show its loyalty by starting to eat you before you turn cold when you die.

Don´t get mad because I like looking at boobs. Who doesn't? I am a dude, that´s how I am wired. Deal with it.
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