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52 • Kassel, Germany • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–55
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 23
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Used up
- Not at all
- Other, and laughing about it
- Aries, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Rather not say
- Seeing Someone
- Has kids
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- English, German, Other
THEY USED TO HAVE A JOURNAL HERE, BUT IT IS GONE. I USED IT QUITE A BIT, SO IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT I AM DOING HERE, THAT WAS THE REASON.
First thing is I AM 100 PERCENT U.S. AMERICAN..I just live someplace else at the moment.....
A (semi)retired professional adventurer trying to (re)discover myself.
I am Old, Grouchy, and a SOB
Oh I joined the local volunteer fire department. If that counts for anything.
dreaming... living..time travel...bitchin at stuff
1000 frigging words, are they out of their minds?????????
I can out cook and bake most women, so you cannot bribe me with your kitchen witchery.
Storytelling. I have been told I was a racontour. I think that is French for bullshitter.
Can be artistic and handy at times. Handy around the house.
Somebody there to help you move is nice. Somebody there to help you move a body is better.
Bitchin at people and things
Killing Journal threads. ALL JOURNALS ARE DEAD HERE :(
Food,Water,Clothing,Shelter,Toilet Paper, Something to Read, Time machine
Thinking about Stuff
I have a time machine.
Sometimes I can talk to animals..at least they think so.
I hate lists, I hate rules, I hate lists of rules.
Here they are anyway.
Kelley Joe's Law.
#1) All problems big or small can be explained by, or solved with, a 1960's song.
#2) Vampires do not have blood circulation thereby cannot have an erection. If you are over 12 and still believe in vampires, you will never have a serious relationship with anyone.
#4) If you have a cat, it will show its loyalty by starting to eat you before you turn cold when you die.
Don´t get mad because I like looking at boobs. Who doesn't? I am a dude, that´s how I am wired. Deal with it.
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