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KelleyJoe

51 M Kassel, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, German, Other

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My self-summary
50 shades of grumpy.

Tja
First thing is I AM 100 PERCENT U.S. AMERICAN..I just live someplace else at the moment.....

A (semi)retired professional adventurer trying to (re)discover myself.

I am Old, Grouchy, and a SOB
What I’m doing with my life
Gar Nix

dreaming... living..time travel...bitchin at stuff
1000 frigging words, are they out of their minds?????????
I’m really good at
Auch Nix

Storytelling. Can be artistic and handy at times. Handy around the house.
Somebody there to help you move is nice. Somebody there to help you move a body is better.
Bitchin at people and things
Killing Journal threads.
The first things people usually notice about me
Warped sense of humor.
Weird clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Geht Dich nix an.

Book: Storm of Steel,
Movie:Dr Strangelove,Dolemite
Music: Old
Stuff
,rock,rockabilly,soul,bluegrass,folk.

Food;American,German,Mexican,Italian,Chinese, Anything that has a
face.
The six things I could never do without
egal

Food,Water,Clothing,Shelter,Toilet Paper, Something to Read, Time machine
On a typical Friday night I am
Tja

Thinking about Stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Na?
I have a time machine.

Sometimes I can talk to animals..at least they think so.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Time to update.
I hate lists, I hate rules, I hate lists of rules.
Here they are anyway.
Kelley Joe's Law.

#1) All problems big or small can be explained by, or solved with, a 1960's song.

#2) Vampires do not have blood circulation thereby cannot have an erection. If you are over 12 and still believe in vampires, you will never have a serious relationship with anyone.

#4) If you have a cat, it will show its loyalty by starting to eat you before you turn cold when you die.

Don´t get mad because I want to see your boobs. I am a dude, that´s how I am wired. Deal with it.