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Kellpup4

30 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chicago-born but raised in North Carolina. I moved up here about three years ago for six months and then decided to try something new so I packed up and moved to China and then quite a few other places. Now, I'm back in town after two years abroad in Asia and Central America and looking to meet some new people. I live in Lakeview, am going to school and working at the same time so I am not tryin to do the whole night club or over-crowded bar thing.

I love movies, music, and traveling. I'm a total fan of history and try to learn at least one new thing every day no matter how useful/inane (so I kick ass at Jeopardy and pub trivia). I used to host trivia nights at expat bars in China, South Korea, and Nicaragua.

I'm working and going to school it'd be a nice change to get to know some people that aren't just classmates. In other words I'm basically just looking to meet and hang out with some new people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to graduate school for Copywriting and teaching swimming during the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Pub Trivia
-Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (I rule at that game)
-Barbecuing
-Making playlists on my iPod (when I decide to be patient enough to go through all my music and create one, ugh)
-Pouring a perfect pint
-Swimming
-Traveling (I know this requires an explanation)
-Locating "Where in the World Carmen Sandiego" actually is.
-Tetris
-GoldenEye 64
-Halloween (the most bestest and awesomest holiday ever)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really tall.
(I know that because they usually say, "You're really tall")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ridin' High and Livin' Free, How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years, Lord of the Flies, The Rebels of Ireland, The Count of Monte Cristo, Forgotten Patriots, The Art of War (great references for writing papers), Life, Stone Me, The Lords and New Creatures, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-movie Star, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Go Dog Go, The Giving Tree, Walter 'the Farting Dog', The Butterfly Jar, Where the Wild Things Are

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Space Balls, The Blues Brothers, Senior Trip, Office Space, Idiocracy, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Leon, The Fifth Element, Jurassic Park, Apocalypse Now, Bridesmaids, Empire Records, Indiana Jones, Dr. Strangelove, PCU, Clueless, The Goonies, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. There's so many in my collection. Anything Coen Brothers, Quintin Tarantino, Monty Python, Tim Burton, Stanley Kubrick, Francis Ford Coppola, George Romero, Woody Allen, Martin Scorsese, and Mel Brooks movies, I can usually find room for a good horror movie (especially a zombie flick), all things Bruce Campbell-related, the Back to the Future Movies, oh yeah, and Star Wars (IV, V, and VI) duh!

TV: Justified, The Walking Dead, MST3K, Deadwood, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, Shameless, Hell on Wheels, Burn Notice, Legit, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, The Following, The Americans, Game of Thrones, Louie, Wonder Showzen, MTV's Oddities "The Head" (old school, I know), Jeopardy, Black Books, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Californication, House of Lies, Dexter, Luther, Red Eye, Salute Your Shorts, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, The Adventures of Pete & Pete

Music: The Doors, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Richie Havens, Bob Dylan, Ten Years After, Creedence Clear Water Revival, Jethro Tull, The Beatles, Country Joe & the Fish, Jack White/The White Stripes/The Raconteurs, The Heavy, Black Label Society, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Deep Purple, Sound Garden, Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Led Zeppelin, Cake, Rolling Stones, Pearl Jam, The Offspring, Flogging Molly, The Animals, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Mozart, Mojo Nixon, Wolfmother, The Sword, Schubert, Dethklok, Presidents of the United States of America, White Stripes, Black Keys, Bach, Beastie Boys (I know it seems like I have multiple personalities)

Comedians: George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Richard Pryor, Louis C.K., Sam Kinison, Jim Norton, Jim Jefferies, Dylan Moran, Lisa Lampanelli, Seamus Kennedy, Henry Rollins (I know he's not really a "comedian" but he's pretty funny and interesting)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies
Music
Comedy
Triscuits
Shark Week
and my Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Way too much stuff.
-Shiny things.
-When am I going to be able to get the English Bulldog I want so badly (I think I'll name him Frank) and if he'll get along with the dog I already have (because he can be kind of a dick to other dogs)?
-Did I leave the iron on?
-Bread, Apples, Very Small Rocks.
-How to escape from disastrous scenarios that will most likely never occur but it's good to be prepared for.
-What was the name of the bad guy in "Tron"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting Crime
and/or
Just glad the week is over and want to have some fun usually at a dive bar or if it's been a really long week I might just chill, watch a movie and then go out on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I flinch and turn my head away when opening and closing shampoo bottles because one time when I closed a bottle the cap snapped shut and shot a drop of shampoo right in my eyes. It burned for about an hour.
Also, I'm completely terrified of clowns.
(I saw "It" and "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" when I was really little and it messed with my fragile little mind)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you have are still reading this.
-You want to win some prizes/drinks at trivia.
-You enjoy going to a stand-up comedy show, watching some good movies, and listening to some music (all at the same time).
-You like to have good conversations or have cool stories to tell about whatever.
-Want a challenging match of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon."
-You like just being yourself, everyone has flaws and it makes them all that more interesting.
-Don't think it's bizarre that I took a bunch of the tests (I think they are interesting no matter how much I might disagree with the result).
-You aren't a Hipster.