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KellyEmarald

29 / F / straight / Single

Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign_Language (Poorly)

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I am something, something else, and a third thing.

My Self-Summary

In my adult life I lived in Hawaii, England and Virginia, and now the Philadelphia area. I've traveled all over the world and loved every bit of it. I have a daughter and she rocks!

I'm a lazy typist, easy going, a caring friend, foodie, lover of steriotypes, theater and the occasional sports game...if the mood strikes. i appreciate sarcasm and irony and think life would be a bore without them. i'm a massage therapist, former professional cook, true crime junkie. I'm a nerd, but love me for who i am.

What I’m doing with my life

I love being a mom and also I love my job being a Massage Therapist. I'm building my business as a Doula (birthing assistant). I'm working on adding to my tattoo collection...(my own, not other peoples, that's creepy, or awesome depending on where you're coming from) I'm also working on being the unnecessarily loud yawner when it's inappropriate, like in a meeting or in an elevator.

I’m really good at

I'm a good cook. I give a great massage. I'm a super mom. I'm good at giving my opinion, listening and being a good friend

The first things people usually notice about me

Probably that they think that they know me from somewhere. I guess I just have one of those faces.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My fav. books are anything that Bill Bryson wrote. Also anything Anthony Bourdain wrote. I like mysteries, sci fi, graphic novels, text books, Imagica by Clive Barker, the stephany plumb novels are good escape reading, also the outlander series by diana gabaldon, and anything ina may gaskin wrote, memoirs of a geisha.

Favorite movies are Memento, spider, any elvira movies...love her. anchor man, sin city, willow, drop dead gorgeous, iron man, and pretty much every jet li movie, drop dead fred, hell boy, the watchmen, the harry potter movies, the exorcism of emily rose, in the mouth of madness, 50 first dates, queen of the damned, 28 days later, miss congeniality, serenity, the hictchikers guide to the galaxy, benny and joon, garden state, juno, fargo, and many more.

tv: true blood, simpsons, robot chicken, iron chef, good eats, the venture brothers, dead like me, cops, ninja warrior, er, grey's anatomy, planet earth, buffy the vampire slayer, firelfly, mash, dr who, top gear, corronation place, so you think you can dance, project runway, the mighty boosh

food, it depends on the day i guess. i can almost always eat soup, especially matza ball soup. sushi is also another one of my favorites. pretty much any seafood, and i like to try the local dish of any place i travel to, peanut butter and jelly, gorditas from this local mexican place i go to, del bounos rolls, and franco's panzarottis.

music: i like trip hop, trance, indie stuff, techno, 80's hair bands...power ballady stuff, classical, rock. yeah, pretty much everything. it depends on my mood

The six things I could never do without

1. my daughter
2. true friends
3. nature
4. soothing hot showers
5. alone time
6. humor

I spend a lot of time thinking about

life, people that i know, my daughter and my skills as a mom, my current place in the world, learning, the fascinating way we interact (or don't) as a species, inner peace and if it exists, other stuff

On a typical Friday night I am

who knows, it's different from week to week. sometimes I'm doing the mom thing if i have my daughter or out on the town with my friends when i can relax and just hang out. sometimes i like to just chill out and have a cup of tea and read a book or watch a crappy movie

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I hardly ever sleep. insomnia's a bitch.

You should message me if

you would like someone to chat with, have fun with, chill with, maybe wander with. who knows where, but does it really matter? i love to learn new things and think that knowledge for knowledge sake is awesome so bring it.