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KellyM555

37 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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01/2015 UPDATE: I haven't been on this site for about a year and not sure how I feel about coming back. 1ST THING: I'm very selective about who I response to. I'm NOT looking to go out with a bunch of random dudes. 2ND: I'm an independent women with a busy schedule. I enjoy my alone time and I'm looking for someone to compliment my life, not stress it out. 3RD: I like a pro-active man with a plan. I'm looking for a partner-in-crime, someone to have adventures with, not just sit around and watch movies with (even though I enjoy that also). 4TH: If we do actually go out on some dates, don't expect to have immediate carte blanche access to my life. That shit takes time!

*Originally from Louisiana, I moved to Austin in '97 and I have a healthy Love/Hate relationship with this town.
*I'm very passionate about music (though I am not a musician) and it's one of the things that has kept me contented living here.
*I love nature, plants are totally my jam and they are taking over my house.
*I'm very open-minded and easy going
*Never been married, don't have any kids and not trying to birth any babies. If you have kids, that is not necessarily a deal breaker
*I really enjoy an adventurous spirit, a cloudy day, a good cup of tea, cherry pie, whiskey and good beer.

Things I am not: racist, homophobic, religious, obsessed with coffee, interested in running a marathon, an eater of olives, a wearer of fake nails, lying about my age, using OKC for casual sex hook-ups... in fact, if you have cas sex or anything sex/"i'm great at pleasing women" etc. on your profile, you won't be hearing from me ---it's fucking TACKY!
What I’m doing with my life
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Paying my bills. Exploring my passions. Learning as much as I can. I definitely have a jack-of-all-trades attitude/personality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making miso soup, setting up a tent, navigating a long strange roadtrip, eating with chopsticks, needlessly putting things in alphabetical/numerical order, being a shoulder to lean on, seeing the light in the dark
The first things people usually notice about me
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crazy curly red hair, silly smiley sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jitterbug Perfume (Robbins), Lamb (Moore), The book of Macrobiotics (Kushi), Do androids dream of electric sheep? (Dick), Medium Raw (Bourdain), Essays on Self-reliance (Emerson) ...I like to read about things

Movies: I love the cinema!!! Old faves: Undead, Hedwig, Donnie Darko, Mars Attacks, Spiderbaby, Persepolis, Freaks, Ghostbusters, Hot Fuzz, Down by Law, Dreams, Beetlejuice, Domino, Pecker, District 9, Rockers, Freeway, Ravenous, Perfume, Death Proof, Closer, Ed Wood, Brick, Melancholia, etc... UPDATE: Recent watches via Netflix that I enjoyed: End of Watch, Timer, You Kill Me, The Paperboy, Safety Not Guaranteed, Jeff who lives at home, The Cabin in the Woods

TV: Shameless (UK), Being Human (UK), Doctor Who, Trailer Park Boys, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, Skins (UK), American Horror Story, Top Chef, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, Copper, Hell on Wheels

Music: I like the good stuff: Sonic Youth, Beats Antique, Del, Flaming Lips, DJ Spooky, Dead Kennedys, Saul Williams, Burning Spear, Yabby You, Jurassic5, Ween, Beastie Boys, Subhumans, Amon Tobin, Dead Milkmen, Dinosaur Jr., Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Tom Waits, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Hope Sandoval, Goodie Mob, Splitlip Rayfield, Leonard Cohen, Reverend Horton Heat, Lee Scratch Perry, Yo La Tengo, Big Freedia, Swervedriver, Nina Simone, etc... LOCAL ACTS = Woodgrain, Zorch, Fm Campers, Eagle Claw, The Love Leighs, Brownout, Riders Against the Storm(RAS), The Black Irish, Minor Mishap Marching Band, Tia Carrera, My Education, Octopus Project, etc...

Food: I grew up cooking southern cuisine and spent many years studying macrobiotics...My current diet is somewhere in the middle. I enjoy a variety of ethnic cuisines and love to share good times and cook good food with good friends
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good times
live music
my silly cats
mustard
freedom of expression
good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where am I going in this crazy world? Should I get a neck tattoo? Are they going to raise my rent? Which book should I dive into next? What should I make for dinner?

Update: 1. I still don't know but, I guess wherever the day takes me 2. I did, I love it, it's very delicate :) 3. They didn't and that is most excellent 4. Started 2 at the same time, Fiction: Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, Non-fiction: Sound Unbound by Paul Miller (aka DJ Spooky) 5. Braised chicken thighs w/ root veggies ...and it was freaking delicious!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Due to budget cuts I'm probably getting my moneys worth out of my netflix subscription and cooking an awesome dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I work in a smokeshop/headshop.
I'm not willing to settle for a so so relationship just to have a BF.
I'm sorry but I don't date Geminis.
You should message me if
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You're man enough to handle me possibly responding with "thanks but no thanks" and not being a rude jerk about it.

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