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KellyM555

37 Austin, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Originally from Louisiana, I moved to Austin in '97.
*I'm very passionate about music (though I am not a musician) and it's one of the things that has kept me contented living here.
*I love nature, plants are totally my jam and they are taking over my house.
*I'm very open-minded and easy going.
*I don't have any kids. I'm more of the awesome auntie type :D
*I really enjoy an adventurous spirit, a cloudy day, a good cup of tea and a slice of cherry pie.
*I'm just as comfortable in a divey punk bar as I am in a fancy restaurant.

Things I am not: racist, homophobic, religious, a drinker of coffee, a runner, an eater of olives, a wearer of fake nails.

*I'm pro-gay marriage and pro-choice, if you are not then we are not a match.

Also, I'm not interested in an open relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying my bills. Exploring my passions. Learning as much as I can. I definitely have a jack-of-all-trades personality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating with chopsticks, enchanting kitty cats, reading a map, setting up a camp site, needlessly putting things in alphabetical/numerical order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
crazy curly red hair, silly smiley sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books... some old faves are: Jitterbug Perfume (Robbins), Lamb (Moore), The book of Macrobiotics (Kushi), Do androids dream of electric sheep? (Dick), Essays on Self-reliance (Emerson) ---I like to read about things

Movies: I love the cinema!!! Old faves: Undead, Hedwig, Donnie Darko, Mars Attacks, Spiderbaby, Persepolis, Freaks, Ghostbusters, Hot Fuzz, Down by Law, Dreams, Beetlejuice, Domino, Pecker, District 9, Rockers, Freeway, Ravenous, Perfume, Death Proof, Closer, Ed Wood, Brick, Melancholia, etc... UPDATE: Recent watches via Netflix that I enjoyed: Timer, You Kill Me, The Paperboy, Safety Not Guaranteed, Jeff who lives at home, The Cabin in the Woods, Snowpiercer
***recently rented Jim Jarmusch's 'Only Lovers Left Alive' and LOVED it!

TV: I do enjoy these stories... Golan the Insatiable, Shameless (UK), Being Human (UK), Trailer Park Boys, Supernatural, Skins (UK), American Horror Story, Wentworth, Lost Girl, Vikings, Archer, Copper, Hell on Wheels... my guilty pleasure is Rupaul's Drag Race :D

Music: Lee "scratch" Perry, any Mike Patton project, Bjork, Billie Holiday, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Sonic Youth, Lucinda Williams, Sister Carol, Rakim, etc...
I love Sundays (from 12-5) on KOOP Radio.

Food: I grew up cooking southern cuisine and spent many years studying macrobiotics...My current diet is somewhere in the middle. I enjoy a variety of ethnic cuisines and love to share good times and cook good food with good friends
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art
nature
live music
my silly cats
mustard
freedom of expression
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I stay or should I go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably combing through my vinyl collection and cooking an awesome dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel guilty when I accidentally step on snails.
I dislike it when people call my cats fat.
I'm confused by men, over the age of 35, who say "don't have kids but might want them".
You should message me if
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I really dig a man with a plan. ps... I'm very young-at-heart and I love a youthful spirit but, this town seems to be plagued with man-boys. It's okay to be an adult and a little evolved self-awareness goes a long way :)
Sorry, NO GEMINIS (we're great as friends but not as a couple).