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KellyMAndrew

50 F San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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If you know what The 4 Agreements are you win bonus points squared. If you actually read my profile and at least mention The 4 Agreements, you win bonus points not squared. PLEASE ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE LOCAL and over age 40. Read this article and tell me you aren't one of these guys (it cracked me up). http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57551488-71/okcupid-experiment-proves-men-dont-mind-dating-sociopaths/ I am not looking for a long distance relationship. I am me. What more can I say? You need to meet me to get to know me. I am looking for a long term relationship. Until l find someone with whom I can connect on that level, I will keep my options open. I like funny people, mainly because I like to laugh :) I'm fairly easy to amuse in the laughter department, so your jokes don't have to be stellar. Things I don't like? Flakes or mid life crisis sufferers. Time to get on with life :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated with my second degree and I am embarking on a career in health care. I love my job, I found the perfect fit for me. My first degree was in business. This field is completely different, much more social interaction. It can be draining but it is also fulfilling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a student - I would actually love to be a perpetual student. I like learning for learning's sake. I am also good at traveling, being a mom, and being a friend.

I took the humor test and here are my results: your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my superior intellect, my model beauty (OK, I made that up...I don't know what people notice about me, you can tell me what you noticed when we meet in person).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I especially like historical non fiction including books about other countries and cultures. I like all kinds of movies but silly or dark are two of my favorites! Music? Blues, jazz, r and b, rock and roll. I like small live venues. I have taken many cooking classes to gain various ethnic cooking skills. The last class I took was Indian food. I took it with my daughter, we cooked Indian food for a week. We ruined our like for the food by overindulging. It was fun while it lasted.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Knowledge
Passion, for people and ideas
Books
Music
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can quit my day job, and travel the world, and, and, and, other fantasies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Fridays are never typical, they vary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can only reveal this privately.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 45–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are genuine, are not looking for a physical only relationship. Race is NOT an issue, you must have a sense of humor though.