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KellyMcMasaurus

32 M San Juan La Laguna, Guatemala

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm low-key like seashells

from the south-east, Virginia to be exact. The Blue Ridge Mountains are in my blood...so is mid 90's hip hop

I have a dog who travels with me, his name is Romeo. He's lame, some bastard ran him over a while back.

San Francisco is base camp for now but i'm all over the beautiful state of California. In a field of music, On a hill, in an Ancient Forest or on a bar stool is where you might find me.

I'm left handed. Also, I'm rowdy and a lil rough around the edges...and that's how I like it.

The hillside is his mother, that pale statue with the torch and still eyes is his lover. -Timothy Elpadaro Thedford
What I’m doing with my life
**Bouncing around Central and South America right now then it's Tennessee for the summer working on the river.

Traveling. A couple of months here, a few months there. Working. Molding my job to the life I want to live. I'm a professional chef at a high level with a knack for horticulture. Although I've lost the passion for cooking, as a career, I've cultivated the talent well enough to earn much more than a living wage when I need it. Cheffery Dahmer, he's killin it...

More and more I detach myself from possessions and people. It feels natural. I find balance is the key and the center is where it's at

expanding exponentially
I’m really good at
Getting by. Being on time, I'm like a metronome. Making the best out of everything. Back rubs. Breakfast. Street Fightet II. Putting myself in your shoes, It's the key to understanding and tolerance.

Poety

I know what you're thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. My stately beard. My calves. The aura of mysticism that surrounds me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy music that touches the soul.

My favorite movie is Armagedon 2: Armagedon. My favorite show is Cop Rock

The books next to my bed right now are:
Welcome to the Monkey house by Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Wielding a Red Sword by Piers Anthony
And Lamb by Christopher Moore

I fux with food

My go to drink is Buffalo Trace, neat, 3 fingers. I am a whiskey man but I appreciate wine as well. I can take or leave beer, usually something light and crisp as a back for my strong booze.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"visualizing the realism of life and actuality" Anthony Cruz

You. The sun, moon and stars. Obscure rap Lyrics, usually from a Wutang scroll. Did you ever notice how often Ghost and Rae rap about food?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo of a unicorn
I hate Journey
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you can keep up