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KellyMcMasaurus

33 Zenia, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm low-key like seashells

I have a dog who travels with me, his name is Romeo. He's lame, some bastard ran him over a while back.

I like the outdoors as well as the indoors and whatever is in between

I'm left handed. Also, I'm rowdy and a lil rough around the edges...and that's how I like it.

The hillside is his mother, that pale statue with the torch and still eyes is his lover. -Timothy Elpadaro Thedford
What I’m doing with my life
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Traveling. A couple of months here, a few months there. Working. Molding my job to the life I want to live. I'm a professional chef at a high level with a knack for horticulture. Although I've lost the passion for cooking, as a career, I've cultivated the talent well enough to earn much more than a living wage when I need it. Cheffery Dahmer, he's killin it.

Recently I found out I have knack for reading water and guiding rafts and other crafts through white water.

More and more I detach myself from possessions and people. It feels natural. I find balance is the key and the center is where it's at

expanding exponentially
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting by. Being on time, I'm like a metronome. Making the best out of everything. Back rubs. Breakfast. Packing. Street Fightet II. Putting myself in your shoes, It's the key to understanding and tolerance.

Poety

I know what you're thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. My stately beard. My calves. The aura of mysticism that surrounds me. I'm very dry, you'll never know when I'm joking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy music that touches the soul.

My favorite movie is Armagedon 2: Armagedon. My favorite show is Cop Rock

The books next to my bed right now are:
Welcome to the Monkey house by Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Wielding a Red Sword by Piers Anthony
And Lamb by Christopher Moore

I fux with food

My go to drink is Buffalo Trace, neat, 3 fingers. I am a whiskey man but I appreciate wine as well. I can take or leave beer, usually something light and crisp as a back for my strong booze.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog
Space
Cucumbers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"visualizing the realism of life and actuality" Anthony Cruz

You. The sun, moon and stars. Obscure rap Lyrics, usually from a Wutang scroll. Did you ever notice how often Ghost and Rae rap about food?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robe shopping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tattoo of a unicorn
I hate Journey
You should message me if
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you can keep up