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Kelly_Kapowski__

28 F Lakewood, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi!

I'm a happy, silly, low maintenance kind of lady - I absolutely adore sincere, lively gentleman who possess clever wit.

I seek and intend to extract happiness and pleasure from everything this short, beloved existence has to offer. I will never stop chasing adventures, yearning for knowledge and savoring the thrills of living. I refuse to just sit down, be content and fall in line. Spontaneity and a genuine lust for life are easy ammunition in the fight to keep mundane adulthood at bay.

I like making art, taking pictures of stuff, attempts at writing different sorts of things, even making up songs and trying to sing decently at best. I love music, art and being surrounded with others who do as well.

I have my very own place in Lakewood and I'm quite ecstatic about this fact.

Here's my Instagram because, I guess it's 2014. Kelly_Capulet
What I’m doing with my life
Well isn't that a weighted title.

My life is basically just an ever-changing outline - compiled mainly of memories, hopes, dreams, and curiosities. Good and bad emotions, sprinkled with simple interactions and extraordinary moments. It can be alarming sometimes in how frivolously it all comes and goes. I feel there is an urgency to live everyday as thoroughly as possible and that's all I can attempt to do.
I’m really good at
* Being considerate
* Taking care of people
* Cooking delicious meals
* Thinking ahead
* Lightening the mood
* Being Thrifty
* Seeing the positive side and humor in any given situation
* Taking the stairs instead of the escalator or elevator
* Brushing shit off my shoulder, as to not obtain a chip
The first things people usually notice about me
I would like to think that'd be my sparkling personality, but my guy friends would beg to differ - I actually asked them and this was literally their response, just less politely put: my large chestal area and that I've got a booty for a white girl. So yeah, basically if you don't find voluptuous hourglass shapes appealing, I'm not the gal for you.

Other people - might notice I have a rather smiley, bubbly disposition, and that I talk with my hands a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everyone seems to have the same stuff on here, so I have switched up the categories slightly...

{COMEDY}
Louis CK
Jim Gaffigan
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
John Mulaney
Doug Benson
Mitch Hedberg
Dave Attell
Jim Breuer
Lewis Black... the list goes on

{OLD TV I'M SAD ISN'T ON ANYMORE}
Seinfeld
The Wonder Years
Live from Abbey Road (Does no one but me remember this?)
Chappelle's Show
Daria
Freaks and Geeks
Saved by the bell
Nickelodeon shows back in the day
TGIF line up

{MUSIC I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF}
Sam Cooke Pandora channel
Neil Young Pandora channel
Van Morrison
Jazz/Soul/Blues
The Gaslight Anthem
Indie
Folk
Ska
Rock n Roll
Punk*

{MOVIES I'LL NEVER GET SICK OF}
Office Space
Dazed and Confused
Fight Club
Animal House
Back to the Future
The Sandlot, 3 Ninjas, TMNT
Bill Murray movies
Steve Martin movies
Guy Ritchie movies
Tarantino movies
Kevin Smith movies
John Cusack movies
80's & 90's classics
Waking Life
What the Bleep Do We Know (if you also own the 'Quantum Edition', please message me, I like you already)

{BOOKS/AUTHORS I ENJOY}
Henry David Thoreau
Vonnegut
The Lost Symbol
The Outsiders
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Evolve Your Brain
The Science of Changing Your Mind
Anything about Space, the universe, Psychology, Quantum physics

{FOOD HABITS}
--->Life long meat eater--->Hardcore vegan--->Mostly Vegetarian with indulgences.
*I try to eat mostly healthy and exercise, to at least in some little way, counteract my naughty vices... But sometimes, I just don't care.
The six things I could never do without
1. Laughter
2. Music
3. Friends and Family and pup
4. Embracing other Humans
5. Positive Outlook on Life
6. My health
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7. Apparently lacking 'real' importance in the opinions of okcupid question makers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Happiness
- Purpose
- The nature of people
- How to make my wild ideas come into existence
- Mysteries of the universe
- Things our brains are perceiving that simply don't get processed into our reality
- What my dog is thinking about at any given time
- Did I drink enough water today?

It's more of a reflective, self improvement, productive version of daydreaming. At least that's what I tell myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Option #1:* call friends or go out by myself, hit the town or any ol' place, start having way too much fun, create memories, have experiences, meet new people, live life as a young person, in a universe meant for strangers.

Option #2: lay in bed, watch a movie/show or play on the internet, take a "quick nap" that I never seem to want to get up from, in turn sleeping the night away, awaking feeling somewhat lame but slightly refreshed in the morning.

*Goal*
Repeat option #1 as much as possible, before having to officially embrace adulthood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once made a hand sewed life size Patrick Swayze doll. It was part of a silly running inside joke within my circle of friends. You can bet they were surprised.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
{YOU}
Go-with-the-flow, aren't rigid
Are kind*
Generally happy*
Love music (maybe you play & want to teach me- I could use some refreshing on the piano and learning guitar is on the menu)
Appreciates art of any kind
Enjoys being outside
Possess at least a stitch of natural comedic timing**

Below are a few of my favorite things...
Perhaps you also like:
- Beards*
- Live music
- Chivalry
- Wheat ales, porters, stouts or Jameson
- Déjà vu
- Laying in the grass
- Sitting around tables and/or fires with people I like
- Lazy Sundays after a way too fun Saturday night
- Stargazing or overlooking city lights
- Walks at night (or in the day too really)
- Picnics
- Parks (ones with swings especially)
- Sunsets
- Fútbol (La Liga & Premier League please)
- Old muscle cars
- Riding bicycles
- Mix tapes (it makes me sad I'll never again experience the romanticism of a handcrafted cassette mix)

Basically, I'm looking for someone kind and charismatic, who keeps things interesting; where we naturally vibe off each other and laugh hysterically.