Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dry sense of humour.
I like making things, drawing things, and writing things.
I also like drinking alcoholic beverages and cooking things.
Sometimes at the same time.. Usually at the same time.
All I care about is how hilarious you are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be unbeatable at Settlers of Catan.
Working out how to wink while looking slick and/or sexy at the same
Fermenting various foods in my kitchen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
(Mediocre at) cornrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am simultaneously reading How to Survive in the Woods, various
dystopian novels and, my horoscope in the Metro while I pretend I
actually grabbed it for the news.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Witty banter
2. Wine (like every other white girl ever)
3. Practical shoes
4. Memory foam
6. Crème Brulée
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
WHAT I WOULD PUT IN THE INDIAN CUPBOARD.
Survival skills. Toronto isn't entirely conducive to me learning
them... But mostly I just want to live in the woods. Or on my own
farm and have an excessive amount of goats as my companions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pretending I am going to have a 'calm night in', then caving and
going out anyways... Then waking up in my bed covered in salsa con
queso and chip crumbs.
You should message me if
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You're a laugh.
You'd tell me if I had food in my teeth.
You know how to make a fire using primitive techniques and are
willing to teach me.
You have a dog I can pet.
You have dimples.
You wear woollen sweaters.
Who are you looking for?
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