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28 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lets see... I'm silly and pretty out going. I've been told that I "have the mind of a strange man." Seems fitting.

I was that little girl with a cute out fit on but still playing in the dirt with all the boys.

I have a perverted mind. I tend to keep it to myself but once you really know me you will understand most my thoughts are in the gutter.
******Don't misread my perverse nature as flirtation.******

I'm weird, random and I tend to ramble.

I'm an extrovert :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to montrose!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking & cooking. I love to make people's taste buds and bellies happy!

Also playing the violin, although I don't get to play as much as I used to.

Cuddling (cause I'm squishy lol)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my hair is 1st, its normally a very unnatural color... once people get past that and all my jewerly (i have 18 piercings currently) its my eyes or maybe my smile. :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really like cheesey horror or any b/syfy movies. LOTR is an all time favorite.

I'm really not picky about music type but really just any band/artist with lots of talent.
Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan.

Blink 182, Blaqk Audio, Riff Raff, 2 Chainz, Skrillex, Stars, Alt-J, Watsky, Run The Jewels...

Justin Timerlake and I from time to time will jam to old Nsync music just cause its fun so why the fuck not ..(though these types find their way less often into my play list really it all just depends on my mood)

Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Nip Tuck, stuff on the food network, Alton Brown is my man!!!, Heroes, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Daredevil, Dexter, Bob's Burgers... ADVENTURE TIME is my very most favorite show ever.

I know games are not listed but i'll add I enjoy video games just random ones... RPGs mostly... then things like little big planet and rock band and car racing games!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My little family.
Shiny things.
My reading glasses 8-)
*** Kink***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do this weekend.

What to get pierced next...

Getting my 2nd tattoo

"Oh my god that ___________ looks like a cock"

Is my profile too long?

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out or in with a partner and/or friends.

I LOVE seeing bands play. Live music is the best.

I would like to go to the theatre more often.

I Iike clubs...I like to people watch... and dance when the mood strikes

Also: I love to go bowling and playing pool even though I STINK!

Also sometimes, I just go to bed early lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can make a sound with my lips that sounds exactly like an elephant.... lol

Im a dominant(sometimes switchy) sadomasochist....In a kink kind of way but i can get off with out any of this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are cool with existing open/polyamorous relationships.

If you wanna go see a band play.

If you're looking for some bad ass friends.

Maybe go to Numbers?

Lets just be chill about things and let whatever happens happen naturally. I'm not looking for fwb.. The only people I can usually do that kind of thing with are people I've been friends with for a while. Though a casual relationship is an option... Though honestly right now....Mostly just looking for like-minded people to add to my social circle...

If you are a sadist or a masochist.
I'm kinda casually(not in a hurry) looking for a Dom or Domme... <3

Do **NOT** message me for NSA hook ups. -_-