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Kendall_b

27 Oxford, WI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My Name is Kendall.
I am perky. All the time.
I work way too much.
I live outside of the grand city of Wisconsin Dells.
I went to college for Graphic Design (and graduated).
I enjoy photography very much.
I work at a resort. (ask me for details)
I'm pretty tacky, leopard print, bedazzled, hot pink, glitter, I like it!
I like reading.
I like growing pumpkins and vegetables.
I like to travel, my preferred method is a good old fashioned road trip.
I enjoy urban exploration.
I like my men like I like my bacon. 40% fat and Canadian.
I like camping.
I have a dog, cats, and other animals, but I do live on a far.
I have never been in an airplane.
I think I could really get into Civil War Reenactment.
I like men that are eccentric.
I like cryptozoology and other creepy things, like cemeteries and murder stories.
I like nature, it's so neat!
I like photography, but who doesn't. Everyone fancies themselves a photographer.
I am big, blonde, and beautiful.
If bears are more scared of me, than I am of them, the thought of me must give them heart palpitations.
I like to eat good food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm good at lots of stuff, but I don't know what to really DO with all these skills.
Currently I work at a resort, and I help plan/set up/run brand events. Not like banquets and such, more like 4th of July parties for the guests, or holiday events and such. I also run a kids art/craft room. It's super fun, and I enjoy meeting new people and helping make vacations fun! I also have a garden and grow pumpkins and other produce. I enjoy it very much and can't wait until next year! I do a lot of freelance graphics, photography, and social media work for some different organizations.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (like a good woman).
Getting Crafty.
Taking pictures.
Making people Laugh!
Shopping.
Research! If I find something that interests me, you can bet that the first thing I'll be doing is googling that shit when I get home!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I'm so smart, funny, and have such a good attitude.

Just kidding, it's my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Call the Midwife Series. The Help. I really like Jen Lancaster, I found a book of hers at St. Vinnies one day and I was hooked! I have a gazillion Wisconsin History books and so many about Bigfoot and Ghosts and other Cryptoids.

The Call the Midwife series on PBS. Cooking shows, This Old House, and Ask This Old House. I also like Oddities, Orange is the New Black, Criminal Minds, Parks & Rec, and I thoroughly enjoy Rebel Wilson's new show, even if the mean girl is named Kendall.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glitter!
Hairspray.
Leopard Print.
Bowling.
Water.
Nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Duh, girls aren't supposed to like, think.

If Alligators alligate.
If prunes are just dried plums, why is it called prune juice, not plum juice?
If ATMs are really just printing machines.
Sex, who doesn't?
How come people don't really get that excited about meteor showers and the northern lights? Is it weird I do?
How come when I ask for a scoop of ice cream, it's more like 4 scoops?
How come not everyone can be oozing a shit ton of self confidence like I do.
How Garth Brooks suddenly became so attractive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. But once in awhile when I get one off, I'm not really doing anything worth noting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blonde isn't my natural hair color.
Sometimes, I chew on too many mints throughout the day, then in the evening, I have minty farts.
I had a woodtick on my butt once.
I have a thing for male strippers.
I have a mad crush on Pitbull.
I can not sleep with my bedroom door closed or without the hall light on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between: your and you're, right and write. I'm not a grammar nazi, but come on...
You can keep my attention for more than a day.
You thought any of this was mildly entertaining.
You're a farmer, work in some aspect of agriculture, firefighter, or male stripper.
You are hardworking, ambitious, and have future plans. I meet too many losers who complain about how bad their life it, but are not working hard to change it.
You like old barns.

And you can answer any of the things I spend a lot of time thinking about!

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