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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 37–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Photo Guru. Creative entrepreneur. Smart emeffer. Funny man. Europhile. Nice guy who finishes first. Usually.

"I've been a miner for a heart of gold, and I'm gettin' old."

I'm kind, smart, funny, quirky, creative and successful. Oh, and I'm so sexy it's painful. I love good films. I love traveling to Europe. I never mistake kindness for weakness, or cruelty for strength. I have my own successful creative business, which means I work very hard. I am Jewish in history but an atheist in practice and dislike religiosity of any kind. To quote the Dalai Lama,"...My religion is kindness." I like to make people laugh. I find intelligence to be extremely sexy and like really, really smart women. I also like a nice butt. I don't really like tattoos. When ordering in restaurants I often ask for "extra gluten" just to get a laugh. I'm very tenacious, and I've pushed through more than most people could imagine. I'm very dependable, but not boring. I love children. My heart is big.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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I'm really good with children and young people, and have a special gift for making them feel happy and empowered. I'm also very tenacious, and have created two successful creative small businesses from scratch, without knowing much, based on my ability to keep pushing forward regardless of the obstacles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to a young Brad Pitt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you meet me, I'll tell you. I particularly love film..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without most things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next path might be. How to stop eating so many empty carbs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have two uvulas. I've broken 11 bones.
You should message me if
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You're real. You're very, very smart. You're kind. You're sensitive. You're sane. You have a nice tush. You haven't lied on your profile. You like to laugh. You find smart, quadi-neurotic, bald Jews very attractive.