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26 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 27
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've lived in LA for a little while now, I figure a direct approach would save us all time.

Paraguayan Born, Chicago lived, So-Cal blood. Friends and Family ranks tops, loyalty and compassion a must, I'm a realist by day and a dreamer by night. I'll take an Earthquake over other disaster any day, and when it all goes down, yes I have a zombie survival plan and yes it will work. I believe in science, but I don't believe in Quantum Physics in matters of the heart. An extroverted introvert, I'm richest when I'm poor. I'm classic Americana. Medium steak, fireworks and an ice cold lemonade at the ball park. I believe in art, and tears at the end of Gladiator. So no one told you like was goin' to be this way? I'll be there for you, not that rain ever pours in LA, but I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working full time, keeping both feet in the door of the film industry. Success has been exciting, but what's next is always more exciting.

Writing. Blah.

Trying to leave this world a little bit better than I inherited it.

Recently returned to performing sketch after a few years(UCB).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cook meat on fire. Good.
Making Fajitas.
Problem Solving.
Remembering the things you don't and doing it ahead of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm content.

I don't ask for much, but I'll go out of my way to provide a smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To name a few:
Lord of the Flies.
NDgTyson Space Chronicles.
Walking Dead.
Peep Show.
The League.
The Marx Brothers.
Animation Domination.
Most things of the 90s.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Community Meals.
1.21 Giga watts.
An ocean breeze.
Humanity - interpret however you want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's that peculiar fellow over there doing?
Where you can find an authentic Chicago Dog
The Universe - real talk though, I have thoughts for days on the Cosmos and existence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out, staying in, where ever the wind blows.

Most recently doing sketch at UCB
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't resist "While You Were Sleeping" Sandy Bullock is just too good.

I tend to only browse profiles super late at night, or early in the morning before or after set when my brain is mostly on auto-pilot. I also then send messages that are less personal introductions, and more just pointing things out with little point. So if you're one of the people extremely confused and are trying to find out why this weirdo wrote you a dead end message at 2am...Oops. I only really take the time to actually write to people if I do find something interesting, or I'd love to talk about, I'm sure it rarely comes off that way. I promise in person I make much more sense (allegedly).
You should message me if
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...You haven't left yet.

You can find it in your heart to love a Cubs fan.

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