Instead of telling you all the great things about myself which seem identical on every profile I'll use this description of INTPs:

"loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, wrestles with the meaninglessness of existence, likes esoteric things, disorganized, messy, likes science fiction, can be lonely, observer, private, can't describe feelings easily, detached, likes solitude, not revealing, unemotional, rule breaker, avoidant, familiar with the darkside, skeptical, acts without consulting others, does not think they are weird but others do, socially uncomfortable, abrupt, fantasy prone, appreciates strangeness, frequently loses things, acts without planning, guarded, not punctual, supports drug legalization, not prone to compromise, hard to persuade, relies on mind more than on others, calm"

I can remember anything I hear. The alphabet backwards, the states in alphabetical order, never mind songs and lectures since I've never been asked for any of those in a routine DUI stop

I'm pretty tall.

I really like memoirs. And true stories. First person narratives. If it's about someone famous, drug addiction, sex, basically the more warped and twisted it is the more I will enjoy it and the more likely it is that I will discuss it in front of the wrong people.
Movies are easy, anything by Darren Aronofsky. Especially Pi, Requiem for a Dream, and Black Swan. Eternal Sunshine, Tree of Life, Perfume: Story of a Murderer, and of course love stories like Titanic, The Notebook and A Walk to Remember. I cannot watch anything where a dog dies. I am Legend, Anchorman, completely ruined because they made me think about dying dogs.
I don't really see why my favorite food is important but I'll play along. I love a rare steak, nachos, french toast, sea food, cheese burgers, french fries, milkshakes. I like sushi but I don't really consider it a meal like some people do. I'll take some red meat over sushi any day.
Oh shows... Breaking Bad, Intervention, Weeds, and ridiculous daytime talk show (Maury, Springer, etc). I loved the Drugs Inc serious on NatGeo. Oh and Lockup. Pretty much anything on Adult Swim, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen, Metalocalypse (that doesn't look quite right but you get the point).

Carbon
Hydrogen
Razzle Dazzle Berry Lip Gloss in Perfect Plum #3 (I just made that up)
Ok now I'm being serious:
The public library
An internet connection
Cigarettes (yeah, yeah, I promise you living in Phoenix and worrying about cigarette smoke but not exhaust fumes is like covering yourself in bloody chum, diving into shark infested waters, and worrying that ninjas might kill you).
I don't need 6 I can make do with three.

Mortality
Things I should be doing (but know I won't)
Draconian drug laws (and other victimless crimes)
People that I miss
Times I made the wrong choices
World Politics
The inner workings of the brain
Pharmacology
How much I wished I could have a small fluffy dog but that it would be cruel to keep it in a small apartment
How I'll probably settle for one of those fluffy long haired teddy bear hamsters like the one I had when I was a kid
Quantum
String theory which as far as I can tell makes no goddamn sense but I keep trying
Capitalism
What actors I would hire for the movie of my life
You get the point

Reading most likely. Less likely I might be at a party, or the movies, or the bar.

I've lived through it all.

You have something to say other than "hi" or "whats up".
You're intelligent and think I could learn from you.
You're creative and can impress me with your musical/artistic/poetic/whatever skills.
You have never said "yolo" or "fro-yo"
You need a flute to join your band (we can jethro tull some shit up!)
I guess bottom line is you should message me if you find me attractive and interesting and think I would find you attractive and interesting and if you think that our personalities and interests would mesh well....

Please don't email me if you have something negative to say. There's no need for it. If you don't like what you've read just move on.