What the hell is this section for anyway? It's like they're asking me to put myself on the couch for you. You want into my head? You can't -handle- my head. (No hetero, not yet anyway.)
All you need to know before you message me is that I'm a nerd's nerd when it comes to women so you proooooobably want to take me as less seriously as possible.
Don't try to argue with me, because I'm always just going to say "You know what, you're right." And then you're going to think I'm just like all the other Yesmen that say whatever necessary to get into those jeans you just bought. I think I can make them look better.
Oh yeah, if you don't own over 2 pairs of shoes and have money, I have to know you and the reason why that is. Women are supposed to have a lot of shoes apparently?