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34 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 6:43am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Neurotic Irishman seeks unhappy possessive woman for a life of conflict and mutual disappointment.
Failing that, I'm looking to make a genuine connection with someone who has something to say for themselves. That doesn't necessarily mean true love and a lifetime commitment, but it has to start with respect and affection, I'm not interested in anonymous hookups
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to make people happy by feeding them - I've been a chef for 11 years, currently in the process of opening my own restaurant with a friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making elaborate cakes and desserts, obviously.
-Getting into deep conversations with unlikely people
-not losing my temper when things go wrong
-holding my breath underwater
-befriending cats
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me. My ambiguous accent? Youthful boyish charm?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - To Kill a Mockingbird, Russian novels, food science, anything by Murakami, Phillip Roth, Ayn Rand, Cormac McCarthy, Zadie Smith, Alain de Boton
Movies - Hudsucker Proxy, Requiem for a Dream, Annie Hall
TV- Attenborough docs, HBO dramas, Thick of It
Music - Bonobo, Alt-J, GZA, Tribe Called Quest (90s hip hop in general), Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, Dylan, Toots & the Maytals, Django Reinhart
Food - everything, it can be michelin starred, cheap ethnic or processed trash, as long as it tastes good and it fits in my mouth!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, family, future travel destinations. Plus a normal amount of unprintable filth
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for the answers in the wrong places
You should message me if
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You're intelligent and outspoken, kind and reasonably attractive