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28 • Virginia Beach, VA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently)
I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor, that can escape many people's grasp, but it's all in good fun, and whatever makes me laugh or gets someone else to laugh is what's most important to me. I actually used to have a joke on here about how I only like to play sports cause it gives me an opportunity to meet other strong, sweaty men. I think I'm just going to keep doing Hollywood references so women will get the joke and I don't look too gay in the process.
I am pensive, sardonic, and witty, I hate people who suck at life.
-Heroes of the Storm
-Talking about obscure theoretical situations that can get quite interesting and fun
-Answering questions indirectly
-Keeping whack conversations fluent
-Smoking people's asses in laser tag =P
Braveheart and the Patriot are favorites because Mel Gibson goes apeshit and kills a lot of people in both of them. Requiem for a Dream, Se7en, A Clockwork Orange, The Crow, Gladiator, The Fourth Kind, Ip Man 1/2, Serenity, Powder, Donnie Darko, Rocky, Raging Bull, Batman, and Memento are among some favorites of mine, and that's excluding all the typical dickflicks where a lot of things explode (Rambo), blood splatters everywhere (Zombie flicks), and aliens. Classic scary movies like the Exorcist and Halloween make me giddy, and I'm a pretty big fan of Japanese style horror like the Ring and Grudge.
Everyone thinks they have weird taste in music, and I'm one of them. I love pretty much everything from the 80s, can bang my head to metal all day, can mellow out to some alternative rock, pretend I can dance to EDM, act gangster to rap music, and work up a sweat with some uplifting Rocky inspired tracks. I'm also addicted to K-pop, imagine how super embarrassing it is when my friends get in my car and last time I was in it I was jamming hard to T-ara. Awkward times FTW. I also happen to think Gunther's I'm Not Justin Bieber Bitch is the greatest music video of all time!
My favorite shows are The New Girl (I've gotten compared to Schmidt A LOT, so naturally I love the show), The Walking Dead, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Spartacus, and even though it was quite disgusting at times, Oz.
Listing foods that I enjoy would take too long. Let's just say I love food.
-Internet: I gotta keep my peeps updated.
-Nachos: I am not a fat kid by any means, but wow; nachos are wonderful.
-My own theme music
-A good laugh
-Good friends to share endless adventures with. Whether it's a bar crawl, a climb up a mountain, or enduring through a painfully slow workday together.
If you're into metaphysics, PLEASE message me. I'd love to hear your experiences, I've recently gotten into it and it's been incredible so far.
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