Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Because we can capture our true essence in a few paragraphs.....
right?!?? Here's my attempt:
Don't care about your $$, what's between your legs or if you like
to do the macarena - let's kick it. You hardly ever find "love"
when you actively look for it anyway. So why sweat the small stuff?
You can't win if you don't enter, so here is me - take it or leave
I am witty, whip-smart and really hilarious.
It says "has cats" but I only have one. Don't like cats? Spare us
both. Your kids are cool, just don't want to make any of my own.
Had to clear those sections up.
I'm in a... let's say "unusual" partnership with someone, and if
you pass the cool kid test I am more than happy to explain the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Headed back to school soon :) self-employed working crazy hours,
but not too crazy that I don't get to have any fun. That's where
you come in to the picture, perhaps?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the difference between "your", "you're", and "you is" -
this is a GOLDEN video that explains this! :
Lovin' on some kitties!!! Difficult ones favor me especially.
Being obvious with my emotions
Making a dollar out of fifteen cents, or any other similar math
equation. I'm great at accomplishing things with little to no
Handling stressful situations and events (yours and mine
Falling off my skateboard in front of bus stops full of people,
especially if attractive women are present. Just got a new cruiser
board so I may now resume my tests of gravity in front of bus stops
full of people.
Cheering you on - go team!! Organized sports? Eh, maybe.....
Hugs - great big close "real" hugs, not those bullshit one armed
kind where they tap you on the back like a tag team wrestling
Finding an excuse to hang out another 15 min. at any given place.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Piercing blue eyes, big smile, and long curly brown locks.
I talk a lot, more than the average male.
I also show up in the strangest of places, sometimes without
previous contact. Having lived in WA for a few years, I am often
passing through or staying in several places there for small
extended periods of time.
I also have a hard time holding my tongue or not acting on it when
I see an injustice being committed. This is getting more prevalent
as I get older, and so far I'm not minding it one bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The shallowest section on here, in my opinion. Just my tastes, but
I like people despite what they answer here.
Artists: Banksy & Heri Irawan. Dustin Canalin & Nikki
Books - I read them. True story. Punny, eh?
Movies - Funny or informative. History flicks I can nerd out to
Shows - Eh..... goes in waves. Refer to movies section.
Music - This could take a while..... I think Mike Patton is
god-like as far as vocals go. I listen to everything from mellow
jazz to hard metal/hip-hop and other spooky shit. Interpol radio
has been in heavy rotation lately on my Pandora. Check these:
Food - Lots of it, just no seafood besides fish please. Light on
the cilantro as well. No wait, hold the cilantro please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Flavorful beverages of all varieties - alcoholic or non. I make a
damnnnn good smoothie.
Fire, sunlight or some source of heat/warmth - never enough of
A tight friendship circle.
The ability to give and receive honesty. Example: If you or I
aren't feeling a connection upon meeting, it's ok to say so :)
leaving the other hanging sucks.
The ability to travel on somewhat short notice, work related or
Did I say tacos? Oh wait I did, then a tooth maintenance kit
(toothbrush & paste).
Being empathetic on a much larger level than is apparent,
especially upon the first couple meetings. Believe me, I see the
big picture in things even if I don't let on to it. It's often
misinterpreted and has been a curse at times for those just getting
to know me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next meal.
Getting that ridiculous song out of my head. This song changes
frequently but is equally annoying when it won't leave my
My family and how its been way too long since I've seen any of them
(they live a long ways away).
Happiness and the steps it will take to achieve it.
Kitties and tacos, again....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Portland shuns typical.
UPDATE: Still shunning typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dated a Prime Minister's daughter from another country for
several months and had no idea about her family until years later
when I Googled her name. Trippy.... we're still friends too!
Whenever I go to a party, I make friends with the resident animals
first before associating with many people.
I could probably use a hug :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've found those that have "mellow, laid back, no drama" as
descriptors more often than not are exactly those things. It's also
what most people want to hear. BE ORIGINAL!! I have very little
time for people who want to blend in and be average. I like my
women with creativity, moxie, with just a sprinkle of spontaneous
crazy (NOT as a main course)! Bring something new to the table, and
I promise to return the favor. Life is short and I want to soak up
as much of it as I can before I take a permanent dirt nap.
You're not looking for Scottie Pippen aka "The Rebound King". Been
that guy enough and the shit gets old.
You want someone to make you laugh your ass off. My humor knows
many levels, and I love to share it with people.
Passive-aggressiveness has no room in any aspect of my life. Things
only get uglier the longer they stay in the closet.
I am not after a "wifey", a sperm harvester/babymaker or running
off into the sunset upon our first couple of meetings. I'm not
really looking to rush in to anything, however I'm not one to
ignore an obvious spark if one is ignited. I wouldn't mind a raging
fire though ;)
Having a steady partner is appealing to me, but not in a
traditional/biblical sense..... as stated in the beginning of this
mess, it's hard to capture yourself with just words, sometimes you
gotta take a chance and not be so afraid of this big, bad world and
step out of your box - it's the only way we learn new things. I've
had both good and bad experiences from this site and I hope you are
wise about it and it treats you just as well.
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