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Ker_blam

35 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Because we can capture our true essence in a few paragraphs..... right?!?? Here's my attempt:

Don't care about your $$, what's between your legs or if you like to do the macarena - let's kick it. You hardly ever find "love" when you actively look for it anyway. So why sweat the small stuff? You can't win if you don't enter, so here is me - take it or leave it.

I am witty, whip-smart and really hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the hell I want to. Wish more people thought this way.

At this moment? Moved into a BAD ASS place in SE - have fresh eggs and honey, awesome roommies, great neighbors and finally a sense of relaxation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the difference between "your", "you're", and "you is" - this is a GOLDEN video that explains this! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU&list=TL7_RzsSgL12ZfTXbFmwioLDMPH13Qg8wz

Befriending kitties!!! Even difficult ones seem to like me.

Making tacos

Making a dollar out of fifteen cents, or any other similar math equation. I'm great at accomplishing things with little to no budget.

Handling stressful situations and events (yours and mine both)

Falling off my skateboard in front of bus stops full of people, especially if attractive women are present. Need a new board now that mine was stolen downtown :'(

Cheering you on - go team!! Organized sports? Eh, maybe.....

Hugs - great big close "real" hugs, not those bullshit one armed kind where they tap you on the back like a tag team wrestling match.

Finding an excuse to hang out another 15 min. at any given place.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Piercing blue eyes, big smile, and long curly brown locks.

I talk a lot, more than the average male.

I also show up in the strangest of places, sometimes without previous contact. Having lived in WA for a few years, I am often passing through or staying in several places there for small extended periods of time.

I also have a hard time holding my tongue or not acting on it when I see an injustice being committed. This is getting more prevalent as I get older, and so far I'm not minding it one bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The shallowest section on here, in my opinion. Just my tastes, but I like people despite what they answer here.

Artists: Banksy & Heri Irawan. Dustin Canalin & Nikki McClure.

Books - I read them. True story. Punny, eh?

Movies - Funny or informative. History flicks I can nerd out to also.

Shows - Eh..... goes in waves. Refer to movies section.

Music - This could take a while..... I think Mike Patton is god-like as far as vocals go. I listen to everything from mellow jazz to hard metal/hip-hop and other spooky shit. Interpol radio has been in heavy rotation lately on my Pandora. Check these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw__NLEOHa8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70glX8WKoM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kr6L22w7H8

Food - Lots of it, just no seafood besides fish please. Light on the cilantro as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tacos.

Flavorful beverages of all varieties - alcoholic or non. I make a damnnnn good smoothie.

Fire, sunlight or some source of heat/warmth - never enough of this.

A tight friendship circle.

The ability to travel on somewhat short notice, work related or not.

Did I say tacos? Oh wait I did, then a tooth maintenance kit (toothbrush & paste).

Being empathetic on a much larger level than is apparent, especially upon the first couple meetings. Believe me, I see the big picture in things even if I don't let on to it. It's often misinterpreted and has been a curse at times for those just getting to know me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next meal.

Getting that ridiculous song out of my head. This song changes frequently but is equally annoying when it won't leave my mind.

My family and how its been way too long since I've seen any of them (they live a long ways away).

Happiness and the steps it will take to achieve it.

Kitties and tacos, again....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Portland shuns typical.

UPDATE: Still shunning typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dated a Prime Minister's daughter from another country for several months and had no idea about her family until years later when I Googled her name. Trippy.... we're still friends too!

I have never listened to the Pharrell Williams song "Happy" from start to finish, and am quite alright with that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've found those that have "mellow, laid back, no drama" as descriptors more often than not are exactly those things. It's also what most people want to hear - I call you on your crap, whose who use these words! BE ORIGINAL!! I have very little time for people who want to blend in and be average. I like my women with creativity, moxie, with just a sprinkle of spontaneous crazy (NOT as a main course)! Bring something new to the table, and I promise to return the favor. Life is short and I want to soak up as much of it as I can before I take a permanent dirt nap.

You want someone to make you laugh your ass off. My humor knows many levels, and I love to share it with people.

Passive-aggressiveness has no room in my life. I've done a lot of positive changes in a very short amount of time and wish to continue that trend, and one thing I do is put issues on the table no matter how bad they are to look at. They only get uglier the longer they stay in the closet.

I am not after a "wifey", a sperm harvester/babymaker or running off into the sunset upon our first couple of meetings. I'm not really looking to rush in to anything, however I'm not one to ignore an obvious spark if one is ignited.

Having a steady partner is appealing to me, but not in a traditional/biblical sense..... as stated in the beginning of this mess, it's hard to capture yourself with just words, sometimes you gotta take a chance and not be so afraid of this big, bad world and step out of your box - it's the only way we learn new things. I've had both good and bad experiences from this site and I hope you are wise about it and it treats you just as well.