Here are some preliminary facts about me:
I've never been married. This means no crazy ex-wives to deal with. I asked Jennifer Aniston to marry me via a letter, but she never responded. However, the restraining order has been lifted thanks to a technicality, so there's still hope.
I don't have any children. I'm not sure if that's because I haven't tried, or because I'm shooting blanks. Either way, it seems like a positive worthy of mention.
I'm debt free. No student loans, no outstanding credit cards, and my car is fully paid off. This means I have more money to spend on my significant gambling addiction.
I don't smoke and I rarely drink. This means kissing me doesn't taste like licking the bottom of a bar ashtray, and I'll never vomit on your shoes because I've had one too many beers.
I've never been to jail, I don't litter, and I'm disease free. I give great foot massages and I love pineapple on my pizza.