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KermitMcFrog

34 M Tulsa, OK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm Matthew. Here's the deal, I never know what to write in this section. I feel like I either don't write enough or I write too much. Last time I wrote about my love of Star Trek, and I'm pretty sure I could actually hear women groan in displeasure as they backed out of my profile. So, maybe less is more.

Here are some preliminary facts about me:

I've never been married. This means no crazy ex-wives to deal with. I asked Jennifer Aniston to marry me via a letter, but she never responded. However, the restraining order has been lifted thanks to a technicality, so there's still hope.

I don't have any children. I'm not sure if that's because I haven't tried, or because I'm shooting blanks. Either way, it seems like a positive worthy of mention.

I'm debt free. No student loans, no outstanding credit cards, and my car is fully paid off. This means I have more money to spend on my significant gambling addiction.

I don't smoke and I rarely drink. This means kissing me doesn't taste like licking the bottom of a bar ashtray, and I'll never vomit on your shoes because I've had one too many beers.

I've never been to jail, I don't litter, and I'm disease free. I give great foot massages and I love pineapple on my pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance graphic designer. I also work at American Airlines as a Portable Document Format Engineer. However, most of my income comes from Nigerian Prince scam emails.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching speling mistakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a loud sneezer. Crazy loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
iTunes terms and conditions
Other people's grocery receipts
Clothing wash special instructions
Live Twitter billboards

Movies:
Anything not in 3D

Shows:
Anything about space
Anything about people living together
Anything about people hording stuff
Porn with decent story writing

Music:
EDM, or "techno" if you still live in 1998
Music with a screaming woman lead singer
90's sitcom theme songs
Tuvan throat singing

Food:
Bacon
Lettuce
Tomato
Bread
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone and the other five things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people would try to sell something to a Pawn store and expect to get paid retail value for their item.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what to type in this box that will impress you. I do whatever you do. In fact, I've been following you for weeks. You should mow your yard; The neighbors are starting to complain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I send women dick pics of other guys dicks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you'd like to say hello. I suspect women don't reach out to men much on here. You probably get enough messages to keep yourself busy. But if you liked what you read, and you'd like to chat, drop me a line.

Side Note: If you are making a kiss (duck) face in your profile picture, I'll be hesitant to respond to your message. If you're fake kissing me, then you're fake kissing other guys. That's unacceptable.