Ahhhhh! I can't believe I'm actually finally filling any of this out. That pretty much sums it up.

I have a couple degrees (film and philosophy) but right now I wait tables and play in a couple bands. I don't like waiting tables so much anymore but it allows me to leave and go play music with my band in other places, which usually takes up about 3 months out of the year. Next fall I'll be going back to school for graphic and web design which I'm really excited about. Also bad jokes. Sometimes muppets.

Not responding to this question until later.

That I'm always wearing the same leather jacket and hoodie. Except in the summer of course. Which means they probably notice me not wearing them.

Well today I'm listening to a lot of talking heads, ate some fish tacos for lunch, and have been reading a lot of murakami lately. Also I fell asleep watching Ghostbusters last night.

This seems pretty generic so I'll make a list of things that I like but am forced to do without right now. Touche Ok Cupid.
The redwoods
New york
My old bike, Bobnar
Maple bacon donuts
My mom's spaghetti
My friend Stephen

The woods
Music
Karma
Where my keys are

Probably on my bike going to a friends house or a bar or in the summertime hopefully outside at a party or bbq. Eventually sleeping, most of the time before the sun comes up. Or pizza. Or Bill Murray.

I own pants.

You like bad jokes and want to hear the end of this one. I like bad jokes.
"What did Ernie say to Bert when bert asked him if they could go out for ice cream?"
Also if you're generally happy, have a case of brooklyn pennant ale stashed from last year in a secret spot, or even if you just think I'm kind of cute.