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Kerouak

31 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://youtu.be/v-s6wT2XL-g

Beard grower, mini viking, kitty master, shopper of the thrift, collector of old and vintage software, monster heel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a pretty okay job. Writing a lot, trying to self publish a comic book, make it a series and a living out of it. I'm also trying to make going to the gym a religion so I can pull off my Hulk Hogan poses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Peeling clementines in one go, in the shape of a phallus. Leaving it at my desk to see if anyone notices. Finding rare stuff in thrift stores, overpaying for not so rare stuff. Writing grammatically sound tweets. Magnets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sick beard. My pretty blue eyes. My hobo chic look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I buy comics every week, I also own real books. I never make the time to read them. But they make me look really smart.

Shows/ Movies: Mostly tv, It's always sunny, broad city, most of the popular water cooler stuff. Bottom of the barrel reality stuff. I only like sports when people fake punch each other for either a shiny gold belt or because someone called someone else a wuss. I like John Carpenter movies, Blade Runner, comedies.

Music: Blood Red Shoes, DZ Deathrays, Cardigans, Babymetal, Emilie Simon, Sky Larkin, Protomen. I like something called vaporware I think. Heavy synths that sound like 80's movie soundtrack, Carpenter Brut, Perturbator, stuff like that.

Food: Milksteak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Games, internet, writing, thinking, comedy, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next trip. Thrift shopping, game collecting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't like loud noises and crowds, so I stay home, eat delicious food and relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have synesthesia.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. Durrr.