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KerplunkPuNk1981

33 Saint Paul, MN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi my name is Jess. I'm what you'd call a Geek/Dork/Nerd.

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A few words to describe me would be ...Harry Potter fan, Whedonista, Packer Backer, Beatles Lover, Knitter, Web-Comic reader, Gamer, Cook and Parrotthead just to name a few things.

I love sewing and making costumes to wear at the local conventions ...who am I kidding I'll take any excuse to wear a costume ...Halloween, a friends birthday party, Tuesday. I'm part of the Victorian Lady Doctors and the Flapper Doctors both groups made appearances at CONvergence 2013.

Costume plans for 2014:
~Hipster Loki
~Mario Warfare Peach
~Princess Celestia
~Hipster Jean Grey
~Wilfred Mott version 2.0

Some would say I have an unhealthy attachment to the Mass Effect series ...it's hands down my favorite game out there. Garrus/FemShep ~~it's true love <3
...not gonna lie i ugly cry at the end of the game ...poor Garrus

...Although any Zelda game is a close second. Skyward Sword might be my new favorite new Zelda game.

I'm a born and raised Wisconsinite who's been living in the Twin Cities for 9 years now. I love the Packers, Beer and Cheese.

In my free time I enjoy sewing/crafting, video games and hanging out with friends. I enjoy many outdoor activities ranging from rollerblading and biking to camping and canoeing/kayaking.

On Wednesday nights you will find me Irish dancing and singing karaoke with my friends (although not at the same time ...that would be hilarious though).

I have a soft spot for all things 80s ... The movies, the music and the fashion (I'm wearing leg warmers as I type this)

**~What I'm looking for~**

Someone who is smart, funny, caring and someone who can go with the flow. They should be able to keep up with my extroverted-ness and my tendencies to be random and spontaneous.

Republicans/Tea Party, homophobic people, drug users and smokers need not apply (mainly kidding about the republicans one ...but i am very left-wing so it usually never works out).

God/Jesus is not even a blip on my radar ...i won't mock your beliefs, so please don't mock mine.

We should have enough common interests that we have stuff to do and talk about but enough differences that we can still be our own people.

Obviously someone who's interested in costume conventions / won't mock me for my love of them would be preferred.

Education (college/university) is a plus, but I have found out that it's not everything ...says the girl who has 2 college degrees and is working in customer service =P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work full time at the front desk of a downtown Minneapolis hotel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing

Remembering and quoting useless information ....I can probably quote the entire series of FRIENDS from memory

Being awesome

Being a smartass
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
uhhh well beyond looks/physical appearance ...perhaps humor??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way to many to list but in no particular order

Books:
Harry Potter
Hunger Games
Clapton Autobiography
Memoirs of a Geisha
Calvin and Hobbes

Movies:
Garden State
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Casablanca
Say Anything
Memoirs of a Geisha
Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog
The Avengers
Little Miss Sunshine

TV Shows:
Big Bang Theory
Adventure Time
Firefly
Glee
Game of Thrones
New Girl - (Nick Miller is my Spirit Animal)
Friends
Doctor Who
LOST
Futurama
Arrested Development
How I Met Your Mother
Downton Abbey
The IT Crowd

Music:
Foo Fighters
Green Day
Blink-182
Jack Johnson
Jimmy Buffett
Ben Folds
The Beatles
Eric Clapton
Beck
Beastie Boys
Muse
Cake

I recently discovered electroswing and its fantastic!

Food:
All of it!
...ok just kidding I really don't care for seafood...
...the one exception to seafood though is sushi ...i love it and can't get enough!!

I love to cook and try new recipes though ...pinterest has exploded my recipe book
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

Family
Friends
A good beer
A good book
Good food
Packers football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food
New costumes to make and research
How the new Doctor will compare to his predecessors
Who the heck Ted's wife is
What drama is brewing in Downton this week
Whatever happened to Strong Bad emails
Packers Football Season
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The phrase typical Friday night is a little generic ...but I can usually be found working on my latest sewing project, hanging out with friends or catching a new movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spoilers...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
well if you've made it this far something certainly caught your attention ...but just in-case you need something to clinch it

if you think this profile is the bee's knees
if you don't smoke or do drugs
if typing in all lowercase doesn't bother you
if you are a fellow extrovert/don't mind my extroverted-ness
if you are a fellow geek/dork/nerd
if the fact that i'm not religious at all doesn't bother you
if you think costume conventions are cool
if you also have a soft spot for all things 80s
if you want to have a lightswitch rave a la da cheat