KerplunkPuNk1981
34 Saint Paul, MN
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My self-summary
Hi my name is Jess ...I’m what you’d call a Geek/Dork/Nerd (shocker I know) =P

My number one problem with sites like this is that I have virtually no “normal” pictures of myself. Hence why ¾ of my pictures are of me in various costumes I’ve made over the years. So from there it’s pretty safe to assume that one of my favorite hobbies is costuming / sewing / attending conventions. If this isn’t your cup of tea, no biggie, just know it’s a big part of my life at this moment in time.

I'm a big ol' extrovert ...I always test either ENFP or ESFP just depends on the day I take the test. I have a healthy mix of introverted and extroverted friends, but when it comes to looking for a significant other, history has told me that I need a fellow extrovert.

Random Factoids:

~I once broke my nose, because a shopping cart fell on my face

~I've gone skydiving - static jump - it was amazing and terrfying all at the same time

I unapologetically love:

Any music that can be described as dirty pop

Mass Effect or more specifically Garrus Vakarian

Lounging in my pajamas, watching Netflix, and drinking entire bottles of wine

Sleeping like a starfish in my queen sized bed

Singing Karaoke

Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downey Jr

Fall over any other season

Ren Fest over the State Fair

Snarking my way through movies MST3K style

The 12th Doctor

Falling into “the BuzzFeed Hole” – Not like I needed those 3 hours anyways

Food

Wisconsin – home sweet home
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a receptionist for a medical liability insurance company.

Outside of that I spend a fair amount of time sewing and working on my next costume for whatever convention is lying around the corner.
I’m really good at
Being a smartass, not making my bed, forgetting to respond to messages, eating entire bags of Cheetos in one sitting
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm told i'm quite sassy / funny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way to many to list but in no particular order

Books:
Harry Potter
Ready Player One
Hunger Games
Clapton Autobiography
Memoirs of a Geisha
Calvin and Hobbes
The Fault In Our Stars

Movies:
Garden State
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Casablanca
Say Anything
Two Night Stand
The Fault In Our Stars
Memoirs of a Geisha
Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog

TV Shows:
Big Bang Theory
Adventure Time
Firefly
Game of Thrones
New Girl - (Nick Miller is my Spirit Animal)
Friends
Doctor Who
LOST
Futurama
Arrested Development
How I Met Your Mother
Downton Abbey
The IT Crowd
Agents of Shield
Agent Carter
Gotham
Sleepy Hollow

Music:
Foo Fighters
Green Day
Blink-182
Jack Johnson
Jimmy Buffett
Ben Folds
The Beatles
Eric Clapton
Beck
Beastie Boys
Muse
Cake
Anything that could be classified as Dirty Pop
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

Family
Friends
A good beer
A good book
Good food
Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that my Hogwarts letter obviously was lost in the mail and thusly never was sorted into a house I’d like to believe I was in Ravenclaw, but if i’m being honest with myself I’d probably be a Hufflepuff ...cause the common room was right by the kitchen, and who doesn’t love a midnight snack?!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the time of year ...during con season I'm usually working on new costumes or traveling around to various conventions.

During the "off season" Netflix and Chinese takeout are my best friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Spoilers...
You should message me if
You can relate to the following phrase:

“Oh, I don’t try to hide my weird.

I like to wave it around.

It scares off the boring people and it’s like a beacon for my fellow weirdos.”
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