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KerplunkPuNk1981

33 Saint Paul, MN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi my name is Jess. I'm what you'd call a Geek/Dork/Nerd.

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I hate typing this part out ...so instead I give you thought provoking, or at the very least good for a laugh first date questions.

If nothing else, it should give you an insight to my sense of humor.

how many jewels do you wanna be buried with?

which telly tubby would you murder first?

what’s the weirdest liquid your toes have ever been in?

when’s the last time you pretended you lived with a whole family so the delivery guy wouldn’t know you ordered three meals for yourself?

what color crayon do you think is the tastiest?

what’s the longest sandwich you’ve ever eaten?

do you pick up a cup by the side or by the rim like some kind of animal?

would you ever serve me cookies and say they were chocolate chip when they were actually raisin?

how many hours do you spend weekly thinking about what meal you’ll ravage next?

do you think bears are ticklish?

how many beans do you think you could theoretically fit in your mouth?

how many days have you left the house with your pants knowingly unbuttoned because you physically just couldn’t?

what’s, like, the stickiest you’ve ever been?

how many doorways in your household are covered in dangling beads?

do you think chris pratt is a gentle lover?

which fictional character would you just ravage sexually?

how many jelly beans do you think i can fit in my mouth before i suffocate?

do you start eating a muffin BEFORE you unwrap the little muffin sleeve or after you unwrap the little muffin sleeve?

do you have any brothers and sisters, and if so, how willing and able are they to defend you in a court of law?

how many times a day do you realize you haven’t been paying attention to anything because you were thinking about grilled cheeses?

what’s the biggest piece of food you’ve dropped in the kitchen and then kicked under the fridge instead of picking it up?

besides “hot cross buns” how many songs can you play on this recorder?

How quickly into building a piece of IKEA furniture do you throw yourself out a window?

how many times have you brought an entire bottle of wine into the shower?

if we were both stranded on a desert island, how quickly do you think you'd start plotting my murder?

if you were a bird, whose car would you shit on first?

how many times have you attempted to mount a cat like a majestic horse?

if you were an astronaut how quickly into a space launch do you think you’d shit your pants?

what's your favorite type of pickle?

do you put the toilet paper roll on the right way or the murderer way?

do you think if you lost all your teeth you'd just eat healthy smoothies or would you, like, grind up chicken nuggets?

how many goldfish are you personally responsible for murdering?

have you ever brought a cheese platter into the shower?

what’s your favorite type of whale?

how quickly do you think you’d die in a fight with an angry swan?

what’s the weirdest crevice you ever got glitter in?

how many hours do you think you’d last on the oregon trail before you succumbed violently to disease?

what’s the worst thing you would do for some free guacamole?

what’s the longest amount of time you’ve ever held your pee for?

how long do you think you’d last in jurassic park before you did something stupid and got us both killed?

which room in hogwarts would you most wanna bang in?

how many times a day do you stop everything to listen to the space jam theme song?

what size pool do you personally believe is too small to pee in?

how many times have you sat in the shower like actually sat down?

if you could turn into a bear, who’s the first person you would viciously maul to death?

how many ice cubes can you fit down your underwear before crying?

what’s your personal cheese cube limit?

how seriously do you take a game of Monopoly?

how embarrassing was your AIM screen name?

what’s your stance on fudge?

who was your favorite spice girl?

who would you let punch you directly in the face?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a receptionist for a medical liability insurance company.

Outside of that I spend a fair amount of time sewing and working on my next costume for whatever convention is lying around the corner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a smartass =P
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm told i'm quite sassy / funny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way to many to list but in no particular order

Books:
Harry Potter
Ready Player One
Hunger Games
Clapton Autobiography
Memoirs of a Geisha
Calvin and Hobbes

Movies:
Garden State
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Casablanca
Say Anything
Memoirs of a Geisha
Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog

TV Shows:
Big Bang Theory
Adventure Time
Firefly
Game of Thrones
New Girl - (Nick Miller is my Spirit Animal)
Friends
Doctor Who
LOST
Futurama
Arrested Development
How I Met Your Mother
Downton Abbey
The IT Crowd
Agents of Shield
Agent Carter
Gotham
Sleepy Hollow

Music:
Foo Fighters
Green Day
Blink-182
Jack Johnson
Jimmy Buffett
Ben Folds
The Beatles
Eric Clapton
Beck
Beastie Boys
Muse
Cake
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

Family
Friends
A good beer
A good book
Good food
Packers football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spoilers...