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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:24pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Im a pretty mellow dorky dude. Im not super nerdy though, just enough to be on here. I also love sports and basically being social. Or not being social and relaxing at home. I would like to bake more, but I never seem to have enough counter space. I just bought a scooter and I love it! Im going to be moving back to Olympia in May and would like to meet some new friends since most of mine have moved.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working working working. Don't have any real long term plans, just taking everything day by day and trying to be a good person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying funny things at the right moment? And usually at wrong moments also...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I look like Seth Rogan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books! Vonnegut! Douglas Adams! PG Wodehouse! Heller! Faulker! O'Connor!

Music! The Kinks, The Who, The Clash, Devo, TMBG, Big Star, The Yardbirds, Buzzcocks, The Damned, Turbonegro, The Briefs, The Cute Lepers, 100 Damned Guns, Detrital Rocks!

I enjoy A little of everything. Every genre has awesome music, but once it gets too cliche or unoriginal I quickly lose interest. Also Steve Martin is a fantastic Banjo Player.

Television tubes! Arrested Development, Dr. Who, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Top Gear, Parks and Rec, Raising Hope, About 10 seasons of the Simpsons.

Movies! Mostly Action Sci-fi or anything with Tom Hanks and/or Kurt Russel. I dont think they've ever been in a movie together, but that would be awesome if they did! Maybe throw in a little Steve Buscemi. Now you got a stew goin!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The urge is to write some witty answer like "water, soil, place in an area that gets 4-6 hours of sunlight a day" etc...but really who knows. None of us probably even know what we would need or want until we are on that desert island and you realized that previous list of needs was all tripe. "Why the hell did I think Jock Jams #12 was a good choice to be my only CD?! Im in hell!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My mind wanders like an old-timey hobo. Complete with a bindle and everything!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at work honestly. But I do love to chill and hangout. Im not a big fan of bars cause they are loud and expensive. Why hang out with friends at a bar and pay $2.50 for a drink when you can hang out with them at home for $0.50 a beer?

You can tell I wrote that while in Olympia. It should now say $6 instead of $2.50. Norway update: $13.

Or if no one is being sociable Ill settle for a night of watching Top Gear on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've seen Hall and Oates live. Twice.
You should message me if
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You want to hang out sometime cause you're tired of being bored! Or at least want someone to be bored with. Also if you want to hiking this summer. I am really amped to go trudge around.