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KetchupOnFries

32 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How do you say you're quirky without sounding like a complete weirdo?

I'm good at being mediocre at a lot of things and great at a few. I'm a serial liker of things. I'm a drinker, a baker and a candlestick maker. One of those things is a lie.

Being a local native, I know Houston better than most. I can tell you where to get a good perogi, bugoli, and stromboli. I also know where the wild things are.

I like urban exploring on my bike and I'd probably actually discover something new if I could stop parking it outside of a passing bar. I'm just a sucker for a good happy hour.

I'm road trip person. I like being near water and always have a swimsuit, towel, and frisbee in the trunk just in case.

I enjoy the outdoors, swimming holes, biking, and taking advantage of good weather. I own more camping and fishing gear than anyone should and I've never had a facebook account.

I'm left handed, right brained, and off center.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with kids teaching cooking classes from ages 3 through 11 -- today's lesson is croque monsieur (just a fancy French ham and cheese sandwich but with Gryure). It's partly a french school, but I only know 3 french phrases -- sit down, are you ok, and huh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia games. My brain has an embarrassment of wealth in needless knowledge -- not enough to get me on Jeopardy, but enough to be annoying at parties. Other than that, I make the meanest banana bread you've ever had, unbeatable at connect four, and can french press the perfect cup of coffee.

I'm not bad at skipping stones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My conjoined twin. He's the handsome one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Confederacy of Dunces, Death of a Salesman,
Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe, The Glass Menagerie

Movies
Big Lebowski, Office Space, Royal Tenenbaums, Moon,
A Clockwork Orange, O Brother Where Art Thou?,
Donnie Darko, Die Hard, Back To The Future Part 1 & 2,
Gattaca, Cool Hand Luke, The 3 Amigos, Rear Window

Shows
Arrested Development, Community, Breaking Bad,
The Simpsons (Seasons 3-9), Chopped, Sherlock, Doctor Who,
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers

Music
I'm a sucker for anything 80's and 90's. Lately I've been
into The Head and the Heart, Local Natives,
Miniature Tigers, Sleeper Agent, Daft Punk,
Thao & the Get Down Stay Down. ACL and FPSF.

Food
Cajun, Sushi, anything at the state fair (unless it's sushi),
Indian, Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Holidays & Halloween (this year I was Elliot from E.T.)
2. Podcasts & Music (the gym would suck otherwise)
3. Pretending I go to the gym
4. Spellchek (I wish pencils had it)
5. Salt (seriously, makes everything better - even pizza)
6. Sunscreen (Baz Luhrmann was right)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I often wonder why solar power isn't everywhere. Like, why aren't the tops of cars one big panel so the car battery never dies?

Is there a place called Kokomo?

I like thinking about the etymology of words and the origins of phrases. Like where did kiosk come from or the phrase dollars to donuts?

I will also mull over useless pop-culture -- Is there a better time travel movie than Back to the Future? Who else was in Wham?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll rarely stay in, but it's been known to happen. I'm usually with good friends, having a good drink and up to no good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be Benjamin Button-ing back into a baby. Reverse puberty is gonna be a toughie.

I'm unabashedly a fan of the Top Gun high-five .

Allergic to bullets. Stabbing intolerant.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun, interesting, easy to talk to or just up for trying anything new.

You want me on your trivia team.

You're a fan of bingo in the heights but more of a fan of their BYOB policy.

You can hold your liquor...in your purse...when we go to the movies.

Want to see live comedy or music, go volunteer, jump on a trampoline? -- I'm down. Want to witness poorly performed yoga or the slowest mile ever jogged, I'm good for that too. Spoiler alert: I'm the purveyor of both.

Just a note: If you earnestly listed 50 Shades of Grey as your favorite book and it's the only book you mentioned...gross.