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30 Metairie, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Michael Scott. Minus the coffee mug.
Maybe one day...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The ultimate goal is to publish a few novels before I die. Until then, I'm in management and sales for a product I don't believe in. Red wine helps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an amateur folk musician and sci-fi writer.
If that isn't the sexiest thing you've ever read then I suppose we just aren't meant to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the personality of a much taller man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? I'm a future-fiction writer so i enjoy anything like Ender's Game or Lovecraft. I'm big into comics. Marvel specifically, with a huge emphasis on the X-Men.
I'm a Kevin Smith fan.
Goofy things like Big Bang Theory, The Office and Futurama. Heavy things like Dexter. Nerdy things like Nat Geo documentaries and TED talks. Cheesy Kung Fu movies all day everyday. But I also love to over-analyze everything i watch/read. (Heston's Planet of the Apes is a great movie about human rights in a post-nuclear society...but i also love the rubber monkey faces.)

If you don't listen to David Bowie, Tom Waits, or The Beatles, you're doing it wrong.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dr. Pepper
My mother
My rabbit
My Xbox
My 12 string guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Astrobiology, Macro-History, and Redheads. In no particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a friend's house drinking wine and playing xbox. I'm both sophisticated and nerdy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recorded a rap album in college.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If the whim so strikes you.
If you like short guys.
If you want to be Player One.
If your life is empty and you want to fill it with jellybeans.