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35 M Jacksonville, FL

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  • Ages 21–40
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:26am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, obviously. Okay, my shaved head. But oddly, women do notice my eyes quite often. Mostly the eyelashes part, which leaves me ambivalent about the whole affair.

I have been informed that my lips are often the first thing to be noticed about me. I guess they're nice? I hope that's why the attention, anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read, a lot. Mostly in the sci-fi and fantasy genres, but I have no objection to branching out. I'm very fond of Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Steven Brust, Stephen King, Daniel Abraham, etc. In any case, I normally go through about 50-70 books a year.

I like dark comedies, and action movies. I'm very fond of movies like Snatch, or Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. I can be talked into a rom-com, but it usually takes bribery.

I watch a lot of BBC programming. Dr. Who, Torchwood, The Shadow Line, or their documentaries. I need to catch up on Game on Thrones, since I've only watched the first episode.

I will listen to almost anything, but I'm particularly fond of folk and heavy metal, because I like being weird. I can skip show-tunes, but I'm fine with classical.

I will eat almost any style of cooking, and almost any kind of food. Which is why I'm beginning to become round in shape, probably.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Myra. She's a staffordshire terrier I adopted from the Humane Society right after last Christmas, and she's the sweetest dog I've ever met. She's also usually extraordinarily well-behaved, but it makes training her a pain sometimes... It's difficult to correct bad behavior when it's extremely sporadic.

Sadly, the internet. Or how else would you be able to mock my pathetic profile?

Books, because then I'd have an exorbitant amount of free time that I'd probably spend staring at a wall.

My vegetable garden, as it's my primary excuse to spend time outside besides walking Myra every morning. Which is where bears live of course, but we all make sacrifices.

My kitchen, I guess? It's a bit general, but I enjoy cooking a lot, and a lot of the garden stuff ends up in there.

As I write this, I'm rather tired and stumped for a 6th thing. So, I'm taking a suggestion to be an unoriginal douche and say "air". Because you didn't already know we couldn't do without it, and it only became apparent now.

My motorcycle, it's a '09 Road Star Warrior 1700. I traded in my old bike, and this one is SUPER shiny in comparison. It is my first brand new vehicle, it had 0 miles on it from the stealership. It is now my primary means of transportation, I ride it every day to work, even when it's been down in the 40's. I do own a car, but until I got the bike I had no idea how much more fun it would make the commute.

Even though this takes the number higher than was specified, I didn't want to replace air as I enjoy breathing too much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse, and what it means to me. Which is to say, probably a swift and immediate demise followed by an all-brains buffet. It's hard to outrun the living dead when you're pudgy.

I have also recently coined the word "zompocalypse". You may use it if you ask nicely.

I'm now a home-owner and it's amazing how much of a pain in the ass it is. For one, when you have a "dangerous breed", homeowner's insurance is almost impossible to get. And seriously, who has the time to constantly keep things in repair and clean?

Whether or not I should continue ripping the carpet out of my house, since it's hardwood floors underneath. The dog hates it, and I'd have to buy rugs, and it's a ton of work and a pain in the ass... but it looks so much nicer than the carpet...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, if I'm being sociable. I like to have people over for dinner as well. If I'm not being friendly, I'm very likely sleeping from being up for 20 hours or so. I work nights, so more frequently than I should I end up staying up all day on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been obsessing entirely too much lately about the color scheme in my master bedroom. My friends helped me repaint it recently, and now everything *matches*. I'm not sure what that says about me, but in the '50s they'd have decided I was a "confirmed bachelor" I think.