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KevinCellar

31 Denton, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where are all the weirdos on here?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Appreciating art and making music.
Going to school for sound engineering.
I make cartoons for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping an open mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my crooked nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Books - Sirens of Titan, 1984, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Nietzsche, The Giver.

*Movies - Batman '89, Trainspotting, Re-animator, Hellraiser, The Labyrinth, Eraserhead, Evil Dead 2, The Shining, Rope, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Terminator 2, Natural Born Killers, Beetlejuice, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, El Topo, Edward Scissorhands, Hocus Pocus, A Nightmare on Elm Street, etc...

*Shows - Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Southpark, Tales from the Crypt, The Twilight Zone, East Bound and Down, Beavis & Butthead, Trailer Park Boys.

*Music - Depeche Mode, Talking Heads, Devo, David Fucking Bowie, Roky Erickson, Black Flag, Marilyn Manson, The Damned, Throbbing Gristle, Suicide, Clan of Xymox, Sisters of Mercy, Nine Inch Nails, Duran Duran, Joy Division/New Order, The Stooges, G.G. Allin, Skinny Puppy, Cabaret Voltaire, Gang of Four, Kraftwerk, Gary Numan, Ministry, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, GWAR, Butthole Surfers, Plasmatics, blah blah blah..

*Food - Anything spicy, Mexican food with margaritas and lime, jalapenos, avocado, mushrooms, olives, thai, sushi, fish n' chips, absinthe, wine, tequila, beer, coffee
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex.
Drugs.
Rock & Roll.
Art.
My instruments.
My stereo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and why things are the way they are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying just as hard as any other day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think Satan is cool.
If you have an open mind.
If you like the same music and or movies.
Also, I am in an open relationship with Geeniebean, so you have to be cool with that...