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KevinCellar

30 M Denton, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Sex & drugs & rock & roll...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Appreciating art and making music.
Going to school for sound engineering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sex & drugs & rock & roll.
Appreciating art and making music.
Manipulating a camera.
Keeping an open mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my crooked nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Books - Sirens of Titan, 1984, The Satanic Bible, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Nietzsche, The Giver.

*Movies - Batman '89, Trainspotting, Blood In Blood Out, Re-animator, Bride of Re-animator, Hellraiser 2, The Labyrinth, Eraserhead, Evil Dead 2, The Shining, Rope, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Terminator 2, Natural Born Killers, Beetlejuice, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Psycho, El Topo, Edward Scissorhands, Hocus Pocus, A Nightmare on Elm Street, the list goes on and on and on

*Shows - Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Southpark, Tales from the Crypt, The Twilight Zone, East Bound and Down, Beavis & Butthead, Trailer Park Boys. Anything educational or satire. In general I really hate T.V.

*Music - Depeche Mode, Talking Heads, Devo, Plasmatics, David Fucking Bowie, Roky Erickson, Black Flag, Marilyn Manson, The Damned, Throbbing Gristle, Suicide, Clan of Xymox, Sisters of Mercy, Nine Inch Nails, Duran Duran, Joy Division/New Order, Iggy & The Stooges, G.G. Allin, Skinny Puppy, Cabaret Voltaire, Gang of Four, Kraftwerk, Gary Numan, Ministry, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest! Megadeth, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, GWAR, Butthole Surfers. I can do this all night long...

*Food - Anything spicy, Mexican food with margaritas and lime, jalapenos, avocado, mushrooms, olives, thai, sushi, fish n' chips, absinthe, wine, tequila, beer, coffee
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex.
Drugs.
Rock & Roll.
Art.
My instruments.
My stereo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and why things are the way they are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying just as hard as any other day of the week.

Disclaimer: I'm a happy alcoholic and I don't do hard drugs on a regular basis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm totally gay for David Bowie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think Satan is cool.
If you have an open mind.
If you like the same music and or movies.
If you can hold an intellectual conversation.
Also, I am in an open relationship with Geeniebean, so you have to be cool with that...