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KevinMakesMusic

32 M Reisterstown, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
*I often have to use about 15% of my brain power just to keep a straight face in basic everyday situations

*I absolutely love dogs

*I hate pickles

*I can eat almost any quantity of food that's put in front of me whether I'm hungry or not

*Though I respect the excellence required to be a pro athlete, I don't care about sports whatsoever

*I like sherbert/sorbet better than ice cream

*I could eat pizza for every meal for the rest of my life

*I absolutely love learning about new things--I'm hypnotized by random knowledge and I seem to have a knack for remembering it

*I've been a teeth model

*I write most of my music in my head while driving

*I once counted the number of licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

I'm looking for a girl with a great sense of humor who's intelligent and outgoing. Must have a great smile!

Overall, I’m easygoing, ambitious, creative, confident, love to laugh and looking for someone with whom I can have a good conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
In addition to working full-time, I'm back in school earning a degree in Engineering.

Artistically, I've been involved in a few music projects (a metal band, a hip-hop production team, film scoring, audio engineering). I've also taught guitar lessons.
I’m really good at
Anything that requires some type of creativity is usually my cup of tea. Recently released a CD and I have 2 writing projects going on at the moment (one is a book of six word stories and the other is a play). I'm especially enthralled by a girl that can draw or paint or is artsy in some way...

I have a great sense of humor (ranging from sarcastic to ridiculous) and I laugh at pretty much anything (nothing is off limits for my laughter). Must be able to laugh at pretty much anything. If that's you, please cut to the front of the line.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told almost unanimously that my smile is the first thing people notice :) <---but it doesn't look like that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Back to the Future, The Prestige, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Zoolander, Big Trouble in Little China, Office Space, Hellboy, Kill Bill, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lethal Weapon, Old School, Tombstone, The Ring, Requiem for a Dream

Television: The X-Files, South Park, Firefly, TNG, Futurama, Archer, It's Always Sunny, 24, Mythbusters, Lost, Breaking Bad, Dexter

Books: Anything Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dawkins, Sam Harris or Michael Shermer.

Music: Rush, Steve Vai, Megadeth, Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Peter Gabriel, Maroon 5, Disturbed, Seal, U2, Metallica

****I don't care if you don't listen to any of my favorite bands.****
The six things I could never do without
Guitar
My Dogs
Friends
Toothbrush
My sense of humor
Double stuff Oreos!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling. I've recently been to Hawaii, Japan, and Italy and I'm trying to scheme how I'll go to more awesome places.
On a typical Friday night I am
Movies, eating out, gamenights, with friends, working on music, creative writing, going to theatre/shows, counting the spots on my dalmatians, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Here's the deal. I've listed 6 things, but only 3 of them are true...

1) I've trained a dog to retrieve ice unassisted from the refrigerator

2) My father is a pretty big deal down at the cracker factory.

3) In middle school, I successfully talked a substitute teacher into letting me out of class for a fake religious holiday i invented on the spot

4) My middle name is Arcturus

5) I once discovered a teacher had a hermaphroditic pornography addiction

6) My great-grandfather invented the Double Windsor knot
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message Me If...

My profile brought a smile to your face for any reason. You think we'd have fun hanging out. You want to see pics of my adorable dogs :-)

P.S.
Also, having a conversation over email means both people asking questions. Really, why send me an email and expect me to do all the talking? That's a HUGE pet peeve of mine. Please be interested enough to formulate questions :)~