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KevinPangaea

25 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'll start off by stating that I can make you shake with glee as if you were Michael J. Fox.

I disagree with Sartre and I say that hell is life without peanut butter, banana and jelly sandwiches with chocolate milk. Yes, I am 9.
What I’m doing with my life
Perpetually searching for catalysts for my life, whether from conversations, books, food, exercise or scenery.

I'm working as a prep chef and a baker's apprentice at a scratch bakery. It's fucking phenomenal. Every morning with my hands in dough, masked in flour, and tasting the test sample oohhh... I might enjoy working in a bakery too much.

Training and conditioning for triathlons. Swim. Bike. Run. My body and I have a love/hate relationship going on.

Finding life in people and myself.

Han Solo and Lara Croft wanna be.
I’m really good at
Being a cannibal resource; only in severe circumstances is this ability to be tested.

Telling you how someone has become deceased. I interned with a medical examiner--please take heed, stay away from melon-ballers.

small talk. BIG TALK!
The first things people usually notice about me
My Iron Chef trophy collection.

My Bell Jar.

Composed of star stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would stay in a burning house for my books. Please help internet person, bring a fire extinguisher.

Oldboy, Princess Mononoke, GATTACA, Y Tu Mamá También, The Godfather, He Loves Me... He Loves Me Not, Pan's Labyrinth, Casino, The Fall, Glengarry Glen Ross and Big Fish. The kid in me loves WALL-E and Up.

NPR, PBS, FRONTLNE, TED and National Geographic sustain my life.

Animals as Leaders, Voxtrot, Actress, Chelsea Wolfe, GZA/Genius, Burial, Big Black, Wavves, A Tribe Called Quest, Cynic, Deerhunter, The Weeknd, Nas, Kendrick Lamar, Depeche Mode, St. Vincent, Drake, Ghostface Killah, Death from Above 1979, MF Doom, Notorious B.I.G., Janelle Monae, Childish Gambino, The Blood Brothers, Kanye West, Klaxons, Stars, Wu-Tang Clan, Tera Melos, Onra, and Warpaint.

Default dope shows include: Oz, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, The Wire, Pushing Daisies, Misfits, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Gilmore Girls (laugh it up), Skins, Daria, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time and Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.

Pastries are my favorite food group.
The six things I could never do without
My youth.

My Selfish Gene.

AltAr to Cthulhu.

Peanut butter, banana and jelly sandwiches with chocolate milk.

My choice to escape like Christopher McCandless, with the exception of the death part.

Conversations. I'm kinda cheesy but they become exponentially better while staring up to the night sky scattered with stars. Is your upchuck reflex flinching right now?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the difference between baptism and water-boarding is.

Why in almost every sci-fi movie, aliens have their genitalia in the same region as humans.

Being able to see the night sky without the light pollution from the city made Sagan's the Cosmos click in my head when I camped out in the forest. Also, a javelina I cuddled with shared this epiphany with me.

Is it possible that I could be wrong? Nah.

This is water
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating peanut butter, banana and jelly sandwiches with chocolate milk.

Siestas.

Lapping peanut butter off the roof of my mouth.

"Could you top this off with some more whiskey, in this glass of whiskey?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to spend more time with Galatea,my piano, but I make embarrassing music with her.

My best and worst trait is being open to the possibility that I may be wrong, and I've realized this trait isn't very popular or instilled in other people.

In my more angsty teenage years I would graffiti Voltaire and Orwell. Yeah, I know... I want to punch 14 year old me in the face too.

For a whole hour, I believed physicists were capable of teleporting objects (specifically fruit). The sad thing is that I was more disappointed that it wasn't capable in our time rather than in myself for being duped.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Your mind is tellin' you no, but...

You'll play along, I'll play along.

You can laugh at sensitive subjects from snide comments and make jokes with a cutting wit in a "chill, don't take this serious" attitude.

You can write sick rap lyrics.

The only airs you put on are Jordans.

You like lame puns, like the one I wrote above.

You'd like to swim across a lake with me, cycle a badass trail, and run through a park. I'll cook the meal if you blend the protein shakes.

You're taller than me; I need help reaching my cupboards - Shorter works too; I could give you a boost to the cupboards: teamwork.

Driving with the windows down at all times doesn't bother you.

You're the female equivalent of Feminist Ryan Gosling coming out of a pool while holding hands with Neil deGrasse Tyson and holding a Pashley bike. Seriously.