I disagree with Sartre and I say that hell is life without peanut butter, banana and jelly sandwiches with chocolate milk. Yes, I am 9.
I don't filter people over things they have no control over like height or race, only by their choices in morals, breakfast cereal, and what jam they pop their booty to on the dance floor.
Han Solo and Lara Croft wanna be.
Telling you how someone has become deceased. I interned with a medical examiner--please take heed, stay away from melon-ballers.
Only having to make one trip from my car to my house carrying groceries.
My Bell Jar.
Composed of star stuff.
People will shout at me...
Now let the name-dropping begin...
Her, Pan's Labyrinth, Oldboy, The Skin I Live In, Princess Mononoke, GATTACA, Y Tu Mamá También, The Godfather, Grave of the Fireflies, He Loves Me... He Loves Me Not, Casino, The Fall, Glengarry Glen Ross, and Big Fish. The kid in me loves WALL-E, The Cat Returns ,and Up.
NPR, PBS, FRONTLNE, TED and National Geographic sustain my life.
Flying Lotus, Animals as Leaders, Voxtrot, Actress, TOKiMONSTA, Chelsea Wolfe, GZA/Genius, Burial, Big Black, Wavves, A Tribe Called Quest, Cynic, Deerhunter, The Weeknd, Nas, Kendrick Lamar, Depeche Mode, St. Vincent, Drake, Ghostface Killah, Death from Above 1979, MF Doom, Notorious B.I.G., Janelle Monae, Childish Gambino, The Blood Brothers, Kanye West, Klaxons, Stars, Wu-Tang Clan, Tera Melos, Onra, and Warpaint.
Default dope shows include: Adventure Time, Oz, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, The Wire, Pushing Daisies, Misfits, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Gilmore Girls (laugh it up), Skins, Daria, Breaking Bad and Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.
Pastries are my favorite food group.
My Selfish Gene.
AltAr to Cthulhu.
Peanut butter, banana and jelly sandwiches with chocolate milk.
My choice to escape like Christopher McCandless, with the exception of the death part.
Conversations. I'm kinda cheesy but they become exponentially better while staring up to the night sky scattered with stars. Is your upchuck reflex flinching right now?
What the difference between baptism and water-boarding is.
Why in almost every sci-fi movie, aliens have their genitalia in the same region as humans.
Being able to see the night sky without the light pollution from the city made Sagan's the Cosmos click in my head when I camped out in the forest. Also, a javelina I cuddled with shared this epiphany with me.
Is it possible that I could be wrong? Nah.
This is water
Trying a new recipe.
Lapping peanut butter off the roof of my mouth.
"Could you top this off with some more whiskey, in this glass of whiskey? Oh... shit, I'm drunk."
OR playing video games/reading.
My best and worst trait is being open to the possibility that I may be wrong, and I've realized this trait isn't very popular or instilled in other people.
In my more angsty teenage years I would graffiti Voltaire and Orwell. Yeah, I know... I want to punch 14 year old me in the face too.
For a whole hour, I believed physicists were capable of teleporting objects (specifically fruit). The sad thing is that I was more disappointed that it wasn't capable in our time rather than in myself for being duped.
You can write sick rap lyrics.
The only airs you put on are Jordans.
You only have to make one trip from your car to your house carrying groceries.
If we're separated by a large distance, but you think we'd get along then we should have a conversation over that book you just read, if you constructed a social engineering trick, politics, philosophy, recipe, whatever.
You hate Marky Mark.
You want to spend an entire day replicating all the recipes on Alton Brown's YouTube channel. Especially this one.
You're taller than me; I need help reaching my cupboards - Shorter works too; I could give you a boost to the cupboards: teamwork.
Driving with the windows down at all times doesn't bother you.
You're the female equivalent of Feminist Ryan Gosling coming out of a pool while holding hands with Neil deGrasse Tyson and holding a Pashley bike. Seriously.
Feminists send the first message--destroy the patriarchy.