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Kevin_eats_cake

26 M Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
May 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I elbowed a girl in the stomach in 4th grade.

In Nashville till Saturday morning. Need a drinking partner(s) and people to party in this amazing hotel room. Or if you have a drum set, I'd love to play that too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring filmmaker, currently working in the camera dept. of film/television...

I pull focus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel uncomfortable for personal enjoyment, and making people feel comfortable for personal enjoyment.

And most video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mustache, I would love to say my charm but 9 out of ten times someone mentions the mustache first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Children of Men by Alfonso Cuaron, 2666 by Roberto Bolano, Cult Fiction by Spitfire

Food: clean plate club.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sight, Sound, Taste, My bike, Tears for Fears, and my penis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My dreams and space travel.

And Sometimes kittens in sock drawers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lamping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My third and possibly fourth nip?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like sarcasm, mustaches, and witty banter sans the wit, but that's just banter. So banter, witless banter, but banter nonetheless and run on sentences.