Let's get this out of the way first... I smoke... I like to smoke... I am not trying to quit, I am not planning on trying to quit, I am in fact planning on doing what my grandmother did, which is continue smoking until I'm 85 years old, and then die of something else entirely. Though, with some luck, medical technology will have improved by then, and I'll still be smoking at 150.
Second, I don't get along with kids. I don't have kids. I don't want kids. I got a vasectomy years ago to make sure I don't end up with kids. I am not going to change my mind on this.
On the gender and orientation descriptors on my profile, I am physically male, with a well developed female side. I engage in and enjoy cross-dressing and gender play, especially in the more kinky aspects of my life. If you're not interested in non-binary types/gender play, we will not be a good fit. My pictures are not very current, and the facial hair is now gone, though I still shave my head, so I do appear very masculine when in guy mode.
As to my orientation, I have a general preference for female bodied individuals, but, yes, I do like males too. I have a strong preference for androgyny in both sexes. I also have an extremely high I.Q., so your intelligence is a major factor in how attracted I am to you.
Still reading? It's okay, I'm sure you'll be scared off by the time you reach the end of this.
What else? Let's see... To start with I'm a night person, as in seriously nocturnal. My internal clock is set to Tokyo time without a reset button. The only way I see morning is if I'm still awake. I think my favorite time of day is about 4:30am, it's amazing how deserted the world seems then. Oh yeah, and I hate sports...HATE, with the emphasis on the hate. The closest I get to anything that could be considered a sport is shooting pool, preferably 9 ball, or shooting firearms. Perhaps I'll take up archery again someday, if I ever acquire a large enough piece of property.
I'm not like most people, but then if you read past the first two paragraphs, you probably figured that out already. I am an anarcho-capitalist in the tradition of Rothbard, Rockwell and Spooner. I'm also a rational atheist, so you can keep your sky cake thank you.
I am very well aware that this isn't the normal dating site profile. Most people try to sugar coat things, to put themselves in the best light possible; obviously I am not doing that. I think it's better that you see who and how I am up front; as such you'll be able to make a rational, informed decision as to whether you want to get to know someone like me better, or if you would rather go looking instead for that nice, clean cut, normal guy that mom is so hoping you'll bring home for dinner.
This thing is all over the place. If you can find a coherent thread running through it, please let me know, because I sure can't.
From the more traditional self advertising realm... I like goth/industrial and steampunk culture. (what a shock! the nocturnal guy's into the spooky stuff. yep, I'm a stereotype :p) I like sci-fi and horror movies and books. I also have an appreciation for well written and acted dramas, oddball stuff, like The Remains Of The Day.
My favorite things to do are sit around conversing with friends of mine and ingesting copious amounts of coffee and clove cigarettes. I love long drives and road trips, any chance I get. There's almost nothing better than fueling up the truck so I can just go. I like the beach, watching a sunset, or being there late at night, when there's no one around, looking at the stars or to watch the moon set.
This next part I put in because it is an enormous part of my identity, my fundamental make-up. I love sex and I love kink. There is so much more to sex than just intercourse, a fact that entirely too many people ignore. The kink aspect is vital to me. If you've made it this far, and want to know more about that part, you can ask or look up my profile on fetlife, screen name KevlarAndChrome, same as here.
There's more to me, but I don't feel like writing any more down at the moment. If you made it all the way through this, I am impressed.
As far as movies go, I love sci-fi and horror stuff, especially any and all Rob Zombie flicks.
TV shows... Ummmm... Definitely falling into the geek category here, Firefly, Buffy, Dollhouse, anything else created by Joss Whedon really, Star Trek series, all the current comic based shows Marvel and DC, Spartacus, Bones, documentary stuff from the BBC, PBS, Science, Discovery, and History channels.
In the music category, favorites include, Fear Factory, InFlames, Type O Negative, Wednesday 13 and Murderdolls, Clutch, VNV Nation, Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer, Ministry, Lady Gaga, Cradle of Filth, Sisters of Mercy, and so many more than I can list here. Suffice it to say, I'm a metal head, and industrial/goth kid.
Food... I try to follow a Primal/Paleo diet, but will never give up Italian, Chinese, Mexican, hell, if it smells good, I'll try it. I LOVE sushi, I would push an old lady in front of a bus if she was between me and a good roll. ;)
1) Coffee. I average 3 to 5 pots a day.
2) Djarums. I love to smoke, I smoke 7 thousand packs a day! (bonus points if you recognized the quote)
3) There are other things besides coffee and cigarettes?
4) Kink. What can I say? I love sex, and I really love kinky sex.
5) A vehicle. I love road trips, anything from an all night drive to a cross country expedition, bring it on.
6) Certain friends who keep me from descending into complete madness.