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KewlDewdilicous

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I guess really i'm just a down to earth girl who likes a good sense of humor and someone who is also down to earth. so, no astronauts, plz.
What I’m doing with my life
Vanilla Ice follows me on Twitter, okay? What are YOU doing with YOUR life?

Also I write/perform in two on-going comedy shows. I'll give you a hint... I'm not saying one of them is "the salsa 'n soul comedy show: where the barrio meets the hood," but I'm not saying it isn't.
I’m really good at
indecision making, being in my bed, looking at books (as opposed to reading them). I have a pair of YouTube socks, still in their packaging, so I must be doing something well. that is to say, I must be doing something good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of strangers touching my beard, asking afterward if it's okay. a lot of men, and some women. The answer is "no, of course not," and "yes, absolutely of course, what's up?" respectively.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I find it kind of pointless to start listing bands I love, but I will say I like when people recognize and appreciate the distinction between Parliament and Funkadelic.
Beyond that, I guess it should suffice to say my musical tastes are VERY impressive. For instance, first track that came up on my ipod shuffle was "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Kidz Bop Kids.

And the second track that came up on shuffle was "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Kidz Bop Kids.

I have only one song on my ipod.
The six things I could never do without
seasons 4-9 of The Simpsons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
seasons 4-9 of The Simpsons
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just started eating tomato sauce last year.

And also I murdered someone...

At Mario Kart!

But then in real life.

LOLOLOLJKJKJK
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you would stand with me on a mountain
and/or bathe with me in the sea
or we could bathe separately in our own apartments and then meet up at a bar, on top of a mountain or wherever.

or if you've ever just wanted to try to figure out what episode of the simpsons the random scene you're thinking of is from, and then watch it, and then maybe fall asleep while eating.

if you're the kind of person who is constantly trying to get people to do new stuff with you but everyone you know is too tired from "work" to experience "something wild" (and by that i do literally mean the Melanie Griffith movie "Something Wild" wherein a 'wild' kookie girl teaches an uptight man to have fun. no one will watch it with me.), or if you want to know the kind of person who is constantly trying to get you to do cool stuff with them