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Kewrious
29 / F / straight / Single
Melbourne, Australia
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 5' 8" (1.73m).
- Body Type
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- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
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- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
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- Sign
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of law school
- Job
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- Income
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- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am capricious, investigative, and hungry.
My Self-Summary
I'm having a browse.... While the thought of meeting someone
spethul isn't really that appealing at the moment, the thought of
meeting someone to go out with, or have a giggle with is okay by
me.
Having said that I did meet someone on here a while ago and found out what being coupled is all about. I suppose I'm open to whatever the 'tron drags in. Life is good, which I suppose makes it good enough to share with someone too.
Having realised I was being the worst kind of voyuer, I'm trying to add some more stuff to my profile. I find this difficult because I'm serious about the capriciousness.
Having said that I did meet someone on here a while ago and found out what being coupled is all about. I suppose I'm open to whatever the 'tron drags in. Life is good, which I suppose makes it good enough to share with someone too.
Having realised I was being the worst kind of voyuer, I'm trying to add some more stuff to my profile. I find this difficult because I'm serious about the capriciousness.
What I’m doing with my life
Perpetually deferring a half finished undergrad degree. Working
with a fervour I can't sustain. Enjoying the collected history of
popular music.
I used to make a lot of doodle jokes with colleagues in a predominately male work environment. I have recently come out of ten years of autopilot where I would pack up and move cities every year or so because making real change seemed impossible. I start planning my Christmas menu in October. I really like to cook.
I now work part time with the living dead and the people who care for them. I still like changing my day-to-day regularly, but I can't be arsed packing up my stuff again.
I used to make a lot of doodle jokes with colleagues in a predominately male work environment. I have recently come out of ten years of autopilot where I would pack up and move cities every year or so because making real change seemed impossible. I start planning my Christmas menu in October. I really like to cook.
I now work part time with the living dead and the people who care for them. I still like changing my day-to-day regularly, but I can't be arsed packing up my stuff again.
I’m really good at
Cooking obscenely tasty food, and getting you drunk enough to eat
it with your hands.
Occasionally unkind mimicry.
Smelling things while walking along the street. 'Mandarins..... spring rolls..... oh my god that's geranium!' This is every bit as annoying as it sounds.
I can motivate large groups to do silly things.
I'm also an empathy machine. If I do decide you make my life better I love fiercely. It works for me and my circle of friends, we all need some heavy lifting assistance from time to time.
Occasionally unkind mimicry.
Smelling things while walking along the street. 'Mandarins..... spring rolls..... oh my god that's geranium!' This is every bit as annoying as it sounds.
I can motivate large groups to do silly things.
I'm also an empathy machine. If I do decide you make my life better I love fiercely. It works for me and my circle of friends, we all need some heavy lifting assistance from time to time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sailor's mouth and the fact I was 10 minutes late 10 minutes
ago.
Editors
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Lots. I refuse to list them into some poxy tick or flick format for
you.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee in the morning.
Escapist fantasies.
Chinese barbeque places that stay open until 2am.
Letting off steam.
The love of a good feline.
Sparkling repartee.
Escapist fantasies.
Chinese barbeque places that stay open until 2am.
Letting off steam.
The love of a good feline.
Sparkling repartee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What Gunners song would lend itself well to a good rockabilly
cover, whether or not I need an mandolin, whether I could grow a
moustache if I really, really, really put my mind to it.
Dinosaur comics.
I also spend hours singing in the car, my head hosting the best kind of rockstar fantasies.
Food.
Whether Jimmy licks my toothbrush while I'm out.
Dinosaur comics.
I also spend hours singing in the car, my head hosting the best kind of rockstar fantasies.
Food.
Whether Jimmy licks my toothbrush while I'm out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happily plying my friends with alcohol and food, and doing shitty
Elvis kicks to music in my loungeroom. Or sans friends, enjoying a
night in, singing songs to my cat about his name being Jimmy. If I
am particularly sad, I might have a solo date at the Palace Cinema
with the Blue rinse set. I often get lucky on solo date
night.
Alternatively, stepping out to a gig. Usually this is preceeded by claims of 'I'm not having a big one tonight....' and end with me kicking open the door like a viking at 4am, singing Wagner with 'dada da DAA duhhhhs' and clutching a half finished container of chicken rice.
Good times.
Alternatively, stepping out to a gig. Usually this is preceeded by claims of 'I'm not having a big one tonight....' and end with me kicking open the door like a viking at 4am, singing Wagner with 'dada da DAA duhhhhs' and clutching a half finished container of chicken rice.
Good times.
You should message me if
You are a person who is interested in the world and things around
them. You have an appetite for destruction. You want to rub my
shoulders.
If you are a decent ordinary human being you get approximately one million bonus internet points. These points are redeemable for their value in cash (approx .0000001 AUD) or one pint of beer. From me.
If you've met Prince Leonard.
If you are a decent ordinary human being you get approximately one million bonus internet points. These points are redeemable for their value in cash (approx .0000001 AUD) or one pint of beer. From me.
If you've met Prince Leonard.
