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23 M Hitchin, United Kingdom

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"Some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes, but this never happened to Pablo Picasso"
What I’m doing with my life
Get up and sleep and in between any variation, combination or permutation of the following activities:
-Working as a "Marketing Co-ordinator" of commercial property. It's one of those euphemistic job titles like "executive custodian" or "executive producer" except with less time for lunch

-Working on my open university (tm) open degree (tm)

-Going to the gym

-Working on some half-baked project

-Moderate/excessive drinking/partying with friends/neighbours/my brother at the pub/someone's house/other

-Some other activity with friends/neighbours/my brother at someone's house/other

-Reading one of those books that's always on lists of books people should read

-Driving somewhere for some reason (possibly one or other of the above)

Although I am not a real cook until I have a hilarious apron

-Walking the dogs

There's a big etc. I'll leave my actual biography to my publishers to sort out

Once we saw Nick Robinson and decided once we had watched him drive off that we should have asked him if he was Jeremy Vine. We drove around looking for him, but all we discovered was that he definitely wasn't at the local McDonalds.

Another time we received a tip-off that the guy who plays Johnson from Peep Show (Patterson Joseph) was in town and wearing a beige coat. We found a guy wearing a beige coat, but he hadn't heard of Patterson Joseph ("Pastor who?")

I tried to include these stories in a sitcom story plot, but it turns out that they're not very funny
The first things people usually notice about me
A friend of mine once said that if he could (as in, if it were physically possible) he'd get a tattoo of my voice.

As you can probably imagine, I was a little bemused by this comment and so I forgot to ask whereabouts he'd get it...
In retrospect I'm glad I forgot because I'm not sure I want to know...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1) The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Doystoyevsky
2) American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
3) The Trial by Franz Kafka
4) Cancer Ward by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
5) A Hero Of Our Time by Mikhail Lermontov
6) A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
7) The Fall by Albert Camus
8) The Man Who Fell To Earth by Walter Tevis
9) I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison
10) Starman: David Bowie - The Definitive Biography by Paul Trynka

1) David Bowie
2) Wire
3) King Crimson
4) Miles Davis
5) Kanye West
6) Talking Heads
7) The Velvet Underground
8) Scott Walker (both before, but mainly after he went crazy)
9) Rudimentary Peni
10) Talk Talk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How does that guy who spent £900 for a month's subscription of know that his soul mate isn't meanwhile spending £900 for a subscription to Match Affinity or Guardian Soulmates or something?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating